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The Crawlspace Tankcam

Saint Aardvark writes "Here's a page on the fun you can have with a remote control Abrams tank and a wireless video camera. "I really wanted a way to look for under house leaks and stuff and, in the manner of a responsible home owner, get early warning so I could increase the effectiveness of... Ok, that's a lie. In reality, I wanted an excuse to put a camera on my R/C tank and drive it around scary tunnels, and this just happened to fit my purposes perfectly." Movies included!"

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  1. Regular Slashdot by mboverload · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Nothing to see in these dark tunnels, move along..."

    1. Re:Regular Slashdot by shut_up_man · · Score: 4, Funny

      "You are likely to be eaten by a Grue."

  2. Laser Tag! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now all we need is laser tag gear and it's ready for front yard battles!

  3. Is that a.... by sammykrupa · · Score: 1, Funny
    Windows Computer?

    Boys! - were going in. Shoot it in the CPU!

  4. Yay death and tanks by soimless · · Score: 4, Funny

    Also This sould be useful for upskirting and makeing fortunes (9.95 USD) on the interweb

  5. Holy crap, that's my site by Chairboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have good Karma, I moderate fairly. What did I do to deserve this?

    My hosting service just caught fire.

    1. Re:Holy crap, that's my site by LighthouseJ · · Score: 3, Funny

      Remind me never to host a web page for anything I create. I guess success of my perpetual motion machine will have to be passed by word of mouth...

    2. Re:Holy crap, that's my site by stienman · · Score: 3, Funny

      My hosting service just caught fire.

      It's probably just their printer: lp0 reported invalid error status (on fire, eh?)

      Tell them that they don't need to tail > lp0 the server log.

      -Adam

    3. Re:Holy crap, that's my site by Infinityis · · Score: 2, Funny

      I dunno, but I'm glad you put a hit counter on the webpage. It allowed me to demonstrate the slashdot effect to my wife within under a minute.

    4. Re:Holy crap, that's my site by flyingsquid · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't even want to think about what is going to happen when they hear about my Linux-powered Natalie Portman robot.

    5. Re:Holy crap, that's my site by Idarubicin · · Score: 2, Funny
      I guess success of my perpetual motion machine will have to be passed by word of mouth...

      It's okay--just make a really short video and loop it. You'll save a ton on bandwidth, and nobody here will know the difference. :D

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      ~Idarubicin
  6. Time to hit the showers, boys by Gunsmithy · · Score: 2, Funny

    All I know is, when I write Porky's IV, it'll have this device in it.

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  7. Destructive power? by mboverload · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just tell me when they get a fricken argon laser beam on it.

  8. Look at his shirt by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It looks like he was almost eaten by a grue.

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  9. Rover! by Claire-plus-plus · · Score: 3, Funny

    Got stuck on a rock? Maybe it has the same syndrome that the Mars rover had ;)

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  10. Actually ... by GrabtharsHammer · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... the best part of both vids is the soundtrack. That kid sounds so cute! esp the "My pizzaaa!" bit.

  11. Thank god... by astebbin · · Score: 2, Funny

    ..that this guy is married and not in attendance at any middle school/high school/place with changing rooms, heh.

  12. Weapons load by Marran+Gray · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously, now that we have recon covered we need to think about adding offensive capabilities. I mean, what good is it to identify all the major structural supports if you have no way to take them out? Robot Wars-esque saw blades are probably unsuited for implementation on the existing hardware base, even if external power could be supplied (viz. those "anemic motors"), so I'm thinking along the lines of a small thermal lance or incendiary package.

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  13. Re:Almost Slashdotted, Here's the article w/o pics by PedanticSpellingTrol · · Score: 4, Funny
    Kirk: "I'm just lucky that thing had knees"

    "Those were not his knees, captain. Not everyone keep their genitals in the same place"

  14. I for one... by Infinityis · · Score: 3, Funny

    welcome my new tank-driving, mini Mag-Lite toting, camera carrying overlords.

  15. A page? by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Funny
    > "Here's a page on the fun you can have with a remote control Abrams tank and a wireless video camera.

    I kinda stopped reading at "remote control Abrams tank". That's just plain fun, with or without the wirless video camera. I don't need no webpage to tell me that.

    I mean, come on. As if driving a remote control M-1 Abrams blind isn't "fun" enough in the first place.

    (Although I admit - probably more fun if you have a remote control video camera, rather than having to be anywhere near the tank in order to get footage of all the car-smashing, lightpole-snapping... well, like Mom said, it's all fun until someone gets their house crushed like a bug.)

  16. Re:Let the. by eobanb · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anyone else think for a second that it was a remote control ACTUAL Abrams?

    Now that'd be a hack.

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  17. Re:Let the. by SEWilco · · Score: 5, Funny
    Anyone else think for a second that it was a remote control ACTUAL Abrams?

    Iraqi /. readers are impressed with the huge size of our houses.

  18. Lets be honest by auburnate · · Score: 2, Funny

    No reason to skirt around the issue, the videos from the tank I watched were very poor quality. I understand they were wireless, but why not stash some treasure in the crawlspace to let all the /.ers take part in the discovery. I mean if through all the darkness and quick jerky motion, the tank could have discovered this, how flipping sweet would that have been?!

  19. Re:Gotta get something smaller by flyingsquid · · Score: 3, Funny
    and the camera movement would be more like Doom

    But there's no tape on Mars to attach the camera to the gun barrel!

  20. Re:Slashdot effect by Spacejock · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's only 50 people watching, it's just that they're all hitting reload over and over to watch the counter climb. Amazingly, it does...

    The slow response is due to another 50 slashdotters trying to leach the entire site so they can post 'It's slashdotted already, but here's a cache'.