Verizon To Acquire MCI For $6.7 Billion
An anonymous reader submits "Even after a last minute offer from Qwest Communications, MCI board members accepted a less lucrative offer from Verizon to be bought for $6.7 billion in cash, stock and dividends. The acquisition comes after Nextel Communications and Sprint Corp. partnered up in a $35 billion deal and SBC Communications Inc. and AT&T Corp. announced a $16 billion merger plan. So, what's next for the telecom industry?"
So, what's next for the telecom industry?
Um, perhaps Verizon acquires Adam and Eve so that they can have enough dildoes and butt-plugs to shove up each and every one of our asses now that we'll all be bending over some time very soon.
How are you going to keep them down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?