Linux-Based Cat Feeder
prostoalex writes "Chris McAvoy is a UNIX administrator and an owner of two cats. So as a natural application of his work to his hobby he built this Linux-based cat feeder. A little hardware hacking and Python scripting can get you a device that would automatically disperse a yummy fish at specified intervals."
you have not been born, these are just your hallucinations within the womb, it gets much weirder.
-pyrrho
Geek enough? Let's see...bonus points for 1 word replies or clever longer ones.
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Cat: Fish! ...is a fish. Got that? ...Attempting to calculate answer to your question: Why the cat likes raw fish.
Dispenser: Share and Enjoy
Cat: Blearch!
Cat What is the point?
Dispenser: Nutrition and Pleasurable Sense Data. Share and Enjoy.
Cat: It tastes filthy! Take it back.
Dispenser: If you have enjoyed this experience, why not share it with your friends?
Cat: Because I want to keep them. Will you comprehend what I'm saying? That "fish" was-
Dispenser: That fish was individually tailored to your personal requirements for nutririon and pleasure. Share and enjoy.
Cat: Shut up
Dispenser: Will that be all?
Cat: Yes. No. Look, it's very simple. All I want...Are you listening?
Dispenser: Yes.
Cat:
Dispenser: Yes.
Cat: And do you know why I want a fish?
Dispenser: Please wait. Computing...
CmdrTaco: This is CmdrTaco, your personal assistant, just alerting you to the fact that the Fish-O-Matic machine has tapped into my logic to ask me why the cat prefers boiled leaves to anything else, and WOW, it's a biggie! Going to take a little time to work out...Share and enjoy!
Dispenser and CmdrTaco: Share and enjoy! Share and Enjoy! Share and Enjoy!