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Eisenstadt's Analysis Of 8 Years' Worth Of Email

Posted by timothy on from the bodyparts-all-fully-expanded dept.

Hylton writes "Thought this might be of interest: Marc Eisenstadt's saved every email he's gotten over the past eight years, including spam, and run an analysis of it."

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  1. Apparently the analysis is still running by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    on their webserver.

  2. Spam by thinkliberty · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have received more spam in the past week than I have legitimate email in the past 10 years.

    1. Re:Spam by PopeAlien · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ah! but did you save and analyze them?

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      air and light and time and space
    2. Re:Spam by BosstonesOwn · · Score: 5, Funny
      I have analyzed it all and apparently the people sending me these spam messages know my plight.

      I need a bigger penis

      I need teen sluts who suck **** on webcams

      And apparently I shouldn't be telling anyone this but this nice man in nigeria , who is the lawyer in charge of my long lost grand father mutambi wikimbo is trying to get me $5 million american dollars but I have to pay a tax of $5 thousand american dollars to nigeria and he will gladly handle it for me.What a swell guy.

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      This package Does Not Contain a Winner
  3. Remembering when.. by Bite-lover · · Score: 5, Funny

    Must be nice to be able to look back on porn-spam and feel old. 'Hot XXX - Newcomer Jenna!'

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    Bite me. Seriously, I enjoy it.
  4. Slashdotted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    If its already slashdotted, he's also probably saving all of his server logs as well.

  5. hah by usernotfound · · Score: 4, Funny

    my yahoo account i use to collect spam gets 1700 a month, while my "real" email account i've recieved 1566 since august of 2003, only 10 of those being spam.

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    You call it excessive, I call it ambitious.
  6. Einstein? by kristopher · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't misread like I did. I was like, what the hell was Einstein doing with email..

  7. So he.... by Robotron23 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Saved it for what exactly? Maybe vintage 1997 pr0n e-mails are now worth something to antique pr0n collectors...

  8. Back in the old days... by Sheepdot · · Score: 4, Funny

    I remember a time when the size of my genitalia wasn't an issue.

    I remember when I never had any Korean friends.

    I remember a time when I went to the pharmacist for a drug I needed, not the pharmacist asking me which drugs I wanted to buy online.

    I remember when consolidating a loan was a big decision instead of "just a click away!".

    I remember a time where when I left high school, there was no chance in hell I'd ever have to hear from those nitwits again.

    God, I miss those days.

    1. Re:Back in the old days... by Ian+Action · · Score: 5, Funny
      I'm sorry you're so upset...

      So, would you like to buy some ink cartidges?

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      Why am I not rapping? I am rapping with you in a way.
  9. Gelfling's Axiom of Irrelevant eMail by gelfling · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is this:

    90% of all eMail is useless the moment it arrives in your inbox.

    The First Corollary of eMail age is this:

    All remaining eMail is useless no more than one year after the moment it arrives in your inbox.

    The Second Corollary of eMail age is this:

    eMail accidently deleted will become instantly irrelevant or it will be resent without your request.