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Tech Oscars Awarded

prostoalex writes "Skip the tuxedos, cleavages and red carpet. Scientific and technical Oscars are awarded for technical excellence and inventive approaches in the field of movie-making. Satellight-X HMI Softlight, DNF-001 multiband digital audio noise suppressor and Tyler Gyroplatform were among nominees, according to MSNBC."

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  1. What?! by erikharrison · · Score: 3, Funny

    No clevage? Then what's the point?

    1. Re:What?! by priestx · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's like blowing your load to a flying rocket!

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    2. Re:What?! by rob_squared · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Like the commercial says, "there's always room for clevage." Or is that jello? Or perhaps both...

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  2. Run in fear! by I+kan+Spl · · Score: 4, Funny

    The end of the world is near. Slashdot has linked to MSNBC.

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    1. Re:Run in fear! by ravenspear · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why wouldn't they? M$ advertises a lot on /.

    2. Re:Run in fear! by RaguMS · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The end of the world is near. Slashdot has linked to MSNBC.

      Perhaps it's not such a bad thing. If MSNBC get Slashdotted, isn't it the DDoS that you've all been wishing for? Either way, hooray for linking to the homepage of 75% of the world's computers.

  3. PopSci by XFilesFMDS1013 · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://www.popsci.com/popsci/science/article/0,209 67,1027792,00.html

    Their coverage. Pretty much the same, only, you know, in a magazine.

  4. Hold the phone... by 00Sovereign · · Score: 2, Funny

    As a Slasdot geek, I do NOT want to skip the cleavages.

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  5. The mea;... by Fitzghon · · Score: 5, Funny

    "That's not to say that these so-called "gearheads" don't like to party. Champagne and chardonnay flowed, and they ate well, too -- dining on pumpkin soup, asparagus ravioli and a duet of seared beef medallion and fennel-crusted sea bass."

    ...and then after the appetizers, the ramen was served!

    Fitzghon

    1. Re:The mea;... by JanneM · · Score: 4, Informative

      ...and then after the appetizers, the ramen was served!

      Funny, I agree - but I feel it's a shame that ramen has come to be equated with those freeze-dried instant noodles that students everywhere seems to eat instead of actual food.

      In Japan (where the dish is hugely popular), real ramen is a whole different thing; thick, intense soup base with slices of meat or seafood, greens, boiled eggs, a mound of chopped leek (well, similar to leek), all floating on top of a large serving of freshly cooked ramen noodles slowly soaking up the flavours of the soup. The instant stuff is just a pale shadow of the real thing.

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  6. "Tech Oscars"? by sczimme · · Score: 2, Interesting


    That's a rather boring name. Shouldn't the awards be called the 'Geekies' or 'Nerdies' or something?

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    1. Re:"Tech Oscars"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Teh 05c4r$

  7. What more could a geek want? by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Lots of tech goodness, awards handed to geeks while praising them, geeks getting to give speeches to other geeks who applaud them, and Scarlett Johansson struggling to pronounce what you do. What more could a geek want?

    Oh, right, having Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman.

  8. it's not on the women by SuperBanana · · Score: 4, Funny
    No clevage? Then what's the point?

    There's clevage, but with the science/tech crowd, the guys have clevage too...and you really do want to skip that.

  9. spelling... by tadheckaman · · Score: 2, Funny

    I read the topic as "Teh Oscars Awarded" and I thought "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

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  10. Where are the frontiers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm guessing that one frontier would be user interface. Right now, most of this wonderful gear needs serious skills to use it. The trouble is that the people with the skills to operate the equipment aren't the people with the vision and the story telling ability. Equipment with an interface that even a director could use would be a big hit.

    Of course, this is all leading to the ability to produce movies on our desktops. Then instead of an unpublished novel, everyone would have an unpublished movie in the drawer of their bedside table.

    1. Re:Where are the frontiers? by Frogbeater · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As a person that uses that gear on a daily basis, I will point out that HMI lighting and Tyler mounts (for example) are not just un-user friendly (to the layman) they are actually dangerous in the wrong hands.

      There is plenty of gear out there that you can use with a consumer camera to create decent images.

      The people that can afford shooting with a Satellight-X HMI can afford a crew to operate it.

      They might still edit on Final Cut Pro.

      /mac evangelism

      PS. Woo-Hoo. Something involving my job is on Slashdot!

  11. Re:NEVER, EVER, SKIP CLEAVAGE by kiore · · Score: 4, Funny
    Never.

    Geeks have the same rights to a spathic presenter as anyone.

    ... and probably more need.

  12. Disgusting by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Does anyone else find it appauling that they can dedicate 4 hours to all the pretty stars, and that they can't include tech oscars in with the other oscars. It's a sad day for society when people only care about looking at pretty faces, and couldn't care less about the technology that makes the movie possible in the first place. Without the technology, we might as well just go to live plays.

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    1. Re:Disgusting by miu · · Score: 2

      It's just division of labour. The pretty people look good for the camera and the smart people make all the important things possible and are entitled to hold an opinion about things other than clothing, fad diets, and exercise regimes. Come on admit it - you don't want to waste time listening to some vapid starlet prattle about zen or politics and no one wants to waste time watching non-pretty people be awkward in front of a camera.

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  13. I hereby nominate... by GillBates0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...the cast and crew of the New York LUG for their special achievements in realistically geeky costume design and visual effects.

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  14. For a Complete Overview by calambrac · · Score: 5, Informative

    if you want something more than the glossover,here you go: http://www.oscars.org/77academyawards/sci-techawar ds/

  15. Telaprompter? by mi · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Legend under Scarlett's picture:
    Actress Scarlett Johansson has trouble with the technical jargon and tosses up her hands as she reads a telaprompter in the back of the room during the ceremony Scientific and Technical Awards banquet.
    I wonder, is it supposed to be "tell-a-prompter" or "teleprompter"?..
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  16. I nominate SCO by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 3, Funny

    For "best performance as a real corporation"

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  17. From the article by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Also in abundance were hearty guffaws for the corny and sometimes suggestive jokes of the one-and-only Mac King, a Las Vegas lounge act with a thing for card tricks.

    Steve Jobs as a thing for card tricks?

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  18. This isn't an article about the tech oscars by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's an article about how they couldn't find a blonde capable of understanding the awards she was giving out.

    There's almost nothing on what these advances mean to the industry.

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    1. Re:This isn't an article about the tech oscars by cgenman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's an article about how they couldn't find a blonde capable of understanding the awards she was giving out.

      There's almost nothing on what these advances mean to the industry.


      What, you think the AP could find a reporter capable of understanding the awards that were given out?

  19. Re:No cleavage? You are wrong. by ian+mills · · Score: 2, Insightful
    To be honest, I hadn't realized she had anything significant in that department up until that point.

    Someone hasn't seen Lost in Translation.

  20. Slashdot Awards by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why doesn't slashdot feature such contests with reader votes/ranks? (We can even have a "funny" and "best troll" category :-)

  21. I think Jennifer Garner did a better job... by antdude · · Score: 3, Funny

    I believe Jennifer Garner had little or no problems with those difficult words/terms last year. Plus, she is hotter than Scarlett Johansson. :)~

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  22. Re:No cleavage? You are wrong. by lavaface · · Score: 4, Informative
    Here ya go: boobies!

    Now where's my informative mod? ; )