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U.S. Agencies Earn D+ on Computer Security

MirrororriM writes "Seven of the 24 largest agencies received failing grades, including the departments of Energy and Homeland Security. The Homeland Security Department encompasses dozens of agencies and offices previously elsewhere in government but also includes the National Cyber Security Division, responsible for improving the security of the country's computer networks. 'Several agencies continue to receive failing grades, and that's unacceptable,' said Rep. Tom Davis, R-Va., the committee's chairman. 'We're also seeing some exceptional turnarounds.'"

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  1. Psst... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    D isn't failing.

    1. Re:Psst... by JPriest · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't even have to read the article to guess that the suggested remedy is to secure more funds to spend more money on the problem. Anytime any government agency goes public with information it is because they need more money.

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    2. Re:Psst... by perlionex · · Score: 5, Informative
      D isn't failing

      You're right, it isn't. The agencies that failed got F. I was going to make a spiel on how /.ers never read the article, when I realised that the article didn't clearly state this.

      More info in links below:

      Washington Post

      Report Card

      Statement and links

  2. Oh, the dreaded D+ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "You're below average, but you do it very well!"

  3. D+? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Better work on that C++

  4. GW Bush says by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 5, Funny

    "A D+ is NOT a failing grade. Sure, there's some room for improvement, and we're working on this. It's hard work. But the fact that these agency passed the test, even by a slim margin, is good news."

    Now watch this drive.

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    1. Re:GW Bush says by R.Mo_Robert · · Score: 5, Funny

      From what I hear, he's actually planning to put the department on a watch list in accordance with the No Department Left Behind Act.

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  5. But I'm not... by Avyakata · · Score: 5, Funny

    If I was more involved in politics, and, for some unknown reason, absolutely hated Bush...my commment would read something like:

    Ah...stupidity is a communicable disease...

  6. But the important thing is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. that they showed up for class and tried their best. It's all we can really ask for.

  7. Under new dept of education rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Grades of D and below can no longer be referred to as "failing" and are now to be referred to as "success challenged."

  8. Re:The Failing Grades by ArmchairGenius · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But you would think (hope) that the Department of Homeland Security would at least be able to secure their own darn computers.....

  9. One More Reason... by fupeg · · Score: 5, Insightful
    to get rid of government agencies.

    Seriously, it's obvious where this is headed. This report was done by a Congressional committee using reports from each agency's inspector general. That's a lot of ineffective bueracracy to start with, but it's only going to get worse. Next we'll have an agency devoted just to making sure these other agencies have proper security. And of course each of those agencies will need to hire specialized people and consultants to figure out how to fix their security problems, and then to diligently maintain the new security fixes on an ongoing basis.

    So what do we have at the end of the day? The government reports on itself and determines that more government is needed. Never saw that coming. At least there was one good thing to come of thus, from TFA:
    The poor grades effectively dampen efforts by U.S. policy makers to impose new laws or regulations to compel private companies and organizations to enhance their own security
    If only their sense of freedom was enough to "dampen" these efforts...
  10. Failed What Exactly? by Petsection · · Score: 5, Informative

    Maybe I could get a little more concerned about this is they let us know what the test was? When you are talking about government agencies, the words a computer and network security test could mean quite a few things. 10/200 computer are still running Win3.1 - you get a D+. You are missing meta tags on your intranet - D+.

    Hard to have any kind of opinion about that article unless they tell us more about this magical test.

  11. Original Report Card by bornholtz · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here is a link to the full scorecard and the reporting methodology

    Committee on Government Reform

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  12. As a government contractor.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative


    I work at as a government contractor in IT, in a large government agency. We don't handle secrets, so there is not a huge (legal) impetus for security there--that is, we're about as interested in it as any major corporation. Lives aren't at stake, like they might be at the NSA.

    That said, the agent officially in charge of security in my division is as dumb as a bag of nails. How they got that position I don't know--but I understand that it's not uncommon to take, essentially, someone in a bureaucratic position, give them a few night classes, and then they can call themselves chief of security.

    My officer is long on procedure--many meetings are attended in which they take copious notes on procedure--and then those procedures are handed down to us to implement. However, since the officer themself isn't technical, a great many gaps can occur between implementation and actual security need. Quite a few things are overlooked, which everyone in the trenches recognize as an issue, yet we don't have the authority to fix it ourselves; but on the other hand, there are often draconian implementations of security put in place, which have no real effect other than to frustrate the users who then circumvent it.

    Case in point: all users are required to use strong passwords, mixed case, number, punctuation, of over 7 characters; these passwords are rotated every 90 days. That's all pretty typical. But oh--our email is IMAP, and it's not over SSL. And you can get connected outside of our firewall. So all of the users with laptops merrily connect from home, sending this super strong password, in the clear, every night. Totally defeating the purpose. While I've recognized this issue, and made my immediate superiors aware, the person that could implement a change in policy is 6 levels above us; and our designated security officer is not technical enough to explain the issue to the folks who would listen. So it gets dropped, until it winds up on a report like this.

    Essentially--it's a checkbox method of management. Our officer has boxes to check, and they get checked off. Which means we're secure. Except real security preparedness requires thinking like a burglar, and thinking "out of the box"--but the folks that do aren't the same that make policy.

    That's at least the case at my institution. I hate to think that it might be the same where there are actual lives at stake--but who really knows?