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Piimpin' Out Your Corporate Office?

Posted by Cliff on from the motivational-decorations dept.

ignoringReality asks: "I just moved into a new office at work that is considerably smaller than my previous one. The furniture is crappy, the walls are plain, and there aren't any windows. I'm trying to think of a unique way to keep myself entertained but not distracted day in and day out. It's a corporate office, so there are obviously limits. Working in a box must be a pretty standard situation for a lot of Slashdot readers, so how do you guys personalize your offices?"

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  1. Re:Use your creative muscle people! by ScottSpeaks! · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Is it just me, or are all these ideas totally gay?

    Not totally, but they're getting there. It's something to strive for.

    Considering all that "straight" implies...

    • straight and narrow is a dreary lifestyle
    • straight-jackets are for the insane
    • four straight lines make a square
    • the straight man in a comedy duo is the one who isn't funny
    • in straight poker you're stuck with whatever you're dealt
    • straight razors are lethally dangerous
    • no one likes to be in dire straits (unless you're Mark Knopfler)
    ... I'll take "gay" ideas any day.