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Microsoft Warns of Impossible to Clean Spyware
darkjedi521 writes "The Inquirer has a story that the next generation of Windows spyware and exploits are starting to make use of "kernel rootkits". A paper at Microsoft Research has details on a prototype detection tool. Computerworld has more details, as well." From the article: "Newer rootkits can intercept system calls that are passed to the kernel and filter out queries generated by the software. This makes them invisible to administrators and to detection tools..."
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i recently tried to install 3 different distros onto my laptop this weekend failing all.
i have installed linux many times on many machines however i was left with some limitations
first install
GENTOO: downloaded all isos and printed install instructions. as i was reading install instructions it required me to connect to the internet. problems
1. all WLAN house.
2. did not recognize built in wlan card
3. did not recognize WAVELAN orinoco card
no internet so i stopped install
install 2.
SLACKWAVE:
installer would not recognize my laptop keyboard and was unable to continue installer.
install 3.
FEDORA:
installed fine off iso images. i now have a working linux on my machine. it did not recognize my built in wlan card so i plugged my orinoco card in and the OS froze. manual reboot. left card plugged in and OS froze on boot.
my next machine will be a Mac.
One time I was like having sex with this girl. Let's call her Jen because that was like her name and stuff. So we were like making sweet sweet love, the kind of love that only guys on the internet with way too much time on their hands speak of. And I am like caressing her soft breasts, running my fingertips along them, playfully bouncing them up and down. I would say that they were approximately 34C, maybe 36C, with a combined weight of let's say 3 lbs.
So I knelt down and began licking her pussy. I started off with one long, slow lick across the entire length of her vulva. I could hear her above me moaning ever so softly. I continued licking her labia for several minutes, increasing my force and speed over time. She kept getting more and more excited, her fingers running through my soft hair, her reassuring words telling me that everything was ok. She reminded me of my mother in her younger years. I decided the time was right, and inserted my tongue into her, caressing her clitoris softly. I kissed it so gently, carefully working my lips about her holiest of places. She moaned in ecstacy, her love for me flowing like wine, arousing me ever further.
But something was not right. I could feel, within me, something becoming. A symbotic relationship forming between me and some entity I did not know. I could not speak, I could only gaze in curiosity at the rhythmic vibrations emanating from the vagina. It spoke to me, beckoning me to come to it, to embrace it, to become it.
My face ever closer to its lips, its words echoing in my mind, I found myself falling through its void, like that proverbial rabbit hole, into a world of fear, uncertainty, and doubt.
I was beyond the point of no return, coming to a soft landing on the field below. There was a pleasant morning dew on the blades of grass, complimenting the new dawn. I could never go back, this change was impossible to undo. I was impossble to cleanse, for I had achieved a new enlightenment in this state. I had become a god within this place, within the mother, the vagina. The vagina was one with me, and I was one with it. The sign signifies the signified, the language shapes the thought, the vagina shapes me, gneading me into its image, that image of the perfect being.
I feel its moist walls closing around me, the pain giving way to euphoria, as I am absorbed into Its life, Its everlasting holy light, and become One with God.
infected with the $sla$hd)t.rootkit. It will now post to /. at random intervals...
a little old reading this same old nonsense article. im starting to wonder why we keep seeing conflicting posts about ms-*nix-bigot bleah! Enough persiflage already.
if it bleeds then we can kill it.