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Stereoscopic images of Titan's surface constructed

CozmsBrpng writes "If you can successfully view stereoscopic images then you can behold the surface of Titan in all its grainy 3D glory. And, in case you missed it, you can also listen to a human ear-friendly version of the descent radar and the winds in Titan's atmosphere courtesy of the DISR team at The University of Arizona."

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  1. Looks like a sailboat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you can't see it, you know what you need? What you need is a fatty boom batty blunt. Then I guarantee you'll see an ocean, a sailboat and maybe some of them big-tittied mermaids doin' some of that lesbian stuff.

  2. AHH My eyes!! by NeoGeo64 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't try to view these pictures if your refresh rate is 60Hz. My vision blurred up for about three minutes and I started freaking out.

    1. Re:AHH My eyes!! by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Funny

      My vision blurred up for about three minutes and I started freaking out.

      That's nothing. I was at a party last night when someone turned on the fog machine without telling anyone. One-third thought there was a fire in the kitchen because it was smokey, one-third thought they needed glasses because their vision was blurry, and one-third thought they were inhaling some great stuff until they notice their brain chemistry was still inert. Half the party ended up being outside for the rest of the night.

  3. I see it! by oozer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh yeah, look it's a sailboat.

    1. Re:I see it! by roman_mir · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's it, I am going to stand here until I see a sailboat. I hate this picture!

  4. can't stereoview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't see stereoviews, I only have one eye.. you insensitive clod!

    1. Re:can't stereoview by sageo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Titan > Cyclops.

  5. Hahaha.... by jrushton · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can imagine millions of slashdotters around the world all going crosseyed at this. Brilliant :)

  6. Stereoscopic viewing = Jedi mind trick by Sumo+spice · · Score: 2, Funny

    Relax let the stereoscopic image flow through you.. Master I just can't see it. Relax your eyes you must.. Master it's impossible. Know you already what is possible and what is not? But I'm trying, I just can't see this teapot or whatever. hmph do or do not, there is no try.. ...grumble...grumble I sense much anger in you..

  7. Lets hope ESA never provides... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...stereoscopic images of Uranus.

  8. Re:JiggleVision some of these? by hyperstation · · Score: 2, Funny

    this is a good idea! i'm a cyclops, and i like neat pictures too.

  9. Re:Not Much use for Stereoscopic imaging by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, i couldn't watch the Titan images. But the stereo images of the houses were easy.

    a) Copy the images in your clipboard
    b) Open them in Irfanview (if you use windows)
    c) Reduce them to 65% size.
    d) Grab an envelope and make sure each eye can only see one image (the envelope will also make sure you won't stay that close to the screen)
    e) Focus

    Now if you excuse me, i have to welk to the house i think i gott a tliele dizzy oops