Wi-Fi VoIP At 80 mph
fredo123 writes "Almost faster than a speeding bullet.
As reported in Muniwireless minutes ago, RoamAD and WI-VOD have tested mobile VOIP over Wi-Fi at over 130 Km/h over an 8km stretch of Interstate highway somewhere near the Mexican border. Gee... I wonder what this is for?" No need to guess: according to the MuniWireless link, "the network is for public safety personnel (police, fire, ambulance and border patrol) first, with various community agencies, schools, business and local residents being added as the deployment expands beyond its targeted coverage areas."
All hail the Information Superhighway!
Karma: Can there be a void?
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Fast enough that you'd be out of range of the access point before you could find out if it worked or not.
Officer: Are you aware that you were going 0.90c in a 55 mph zone?
Driver: Ummm... I was?
Officer: Didn't you notice the blue shift son?
Unknown host pong.
Now he's assured that he could steer with his knees and type away on his laptop while driving similarly "hey fred, how to you spell 'psychopath'?"
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
"DEY TUK R CONTENT!"
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"Goddamn netbacks!"
- MPAA chair Jack Valenti
"I! LOVE! THIS! COMPANY!"
- Steve Ballmer, doing things you thought you could never get Americans to do for any price.
Well, I'm sure police radios can be jammed too. As for traditional telephones, efforts to install land lines in the cruisers have proven unsuccessful.
Unknown host pong.
You can do this already with the mobile phone numbers on the side of tradesmen's vans.
"Is that Jake the plumber?"
"Yeah."
"Then stop driving like a twat."
They love it.
Driver: All I saw was the green lights of your roadblock.
So how long before the wifi network gets a counterstrike server?
Yet another stupid unit of measure "almost faster than a speeding bullet."
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Also what the heck kind of slow lazy bullets are almost slower than 80mph.
because I was curious I checked out the speed of a bullet. referencing this link:
http://hypertextbook.com/facts/1999/MariaPereyra.
puts the lower end of bullet speed at about 750mph and the upper end at 6700mph.
At least "almost as fast as a carrier pigeon in a tornado" would have been more accurate.
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep in order to gain what he cannot lose."
The lights were off! You sure that wasn't the themal coming off of our radiators?
For large sets, this will be our guide even unto death, for the LORD will work for each type of data it is applied to...
Make it work at 88 miles per hour and then they'll be on to something.
No need to guess: according to the MuniWireless link, "the network is for public safety personnel (police, fire, ambulance and border patrol) first, with various community agencies, schools, business and local residents being added as the deployment expands beyond its targeted coverage areas."
Okay, what sort of alternate universe is this? This is the second story today where the submitter hasn't RTFA, but now this? Now the EDITOR actually read the story.
Is anyone else feeling just a little freaked out right about now?
https://www.eff.org/https-everywhere
Obviously the proper solution is for the emergency vehicles to drag a ten-mile strand of Cat5 behind them. Just imagine it -- an ambulance hurtling down the freeway with a blue network cable trailing behind, and a giant spool of Cat5 unreeling at 600 RPM... Tht tht tht tht tht tht tht
No need to worry. Simply drive in reverse and it cancels the Doppler Effct.
He didn't get the joke.
I quit that job and got a different one as fast as practical.
You could've hired me.
Shouldn't the same rules apply to everyone?
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
Not only that, but the editor that RTFA was TIMOTHY of all people.
I've already duct tapes all windows and doors in my apartment.
What?