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Using Air to Recharge Your Cell Phone

sanspeak writes "Now you do not have to look for a power outlet to charge your cell phones. Department of Industrial Design at Indian Institute of Technology, Delhi have come up with a mobile turbine which generates around 3 to 4 watts of energy - sufficient to charge a mobile phone. It costs around $4, fits in your pocket and runs on air ;-). What else do you want ?"

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  1. You're going to WHAT?!?! by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    ... a mobile turbine which generates around 3 to 4 watts of energy - sufficient to charge a mobile phone. It costs around $4, fits in your pocket and runs on air ;-). What else do you want ?"

    First impression of "in your pocket and runs on air" is this is charged by hydrocarbon emissions, i.e.

    I am not "just" farting, I'm recharging my phone, and it's a renewable resource!"
    Logically followed by
    "Now you're going to hold that thing to your face?!?!"
    The device is best suited for coastal areas where the wind flows almost continuously.

    They must eat more lentils there...

    "ahhhhh, go blow yer phone!"

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    1. Re:You're going to WHAT?!?! by mmaddox · · Score: 5, Funny

      Run, Tommy! Run like the wind! ...Can you hear me now?

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  2. Alternatives by fembots · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why not use Faraday's Principle of Induction like these LED torches or a windup charger? Both are independent of external factors.

    Hanging out your phone from a car, bus or (shock!) train is pretty dangerous stuff, maybe superman will find this thing handy.

    I hope they haven't patented this technology yet, 'cos I'm rolling out my air-powered fan next month.

  3. No air indoors by KinkifyTheNation · · Score: 5, Funny

    What about us people who never leave the house?

  4. What else do you want? by SeanTobin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great.. A cell phone that charges by air. Now all I need is a light weight air compressor with an efficiency greater than unity and I'll never have to plug my phone in again! At least, I won't have to plug it into anything aside from the turbine and the perpetual motion machine.

    I still prefer the alternator strapped to a cat with a slice of buttered toast strapped to its back.

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    1. Re:What else do you want? by SeanTobin · · Score: 5, Funny
      If you think about it carefully, the buttered toast has to be strapped to the cat's feet ;-)
      Not in the "classical" buttered-toast-on-cat scenario. In the classical scenario, a slice of buttered toast it attached to the back of the cat (usually with duct tape) so that the buttered side is facing up if the cat is standing on its feet. When the cat-buttered-toast object is dropped from any height two laws regarding the components come into play. Firstly, a falling cat will always land on its feet. Secondly, a falling piece of buttered toast will always fall buttered-side down. When the cat-buttered-toast object falls, one of the "laws" will be violated assuming the cat-buttered-toast object does indeed hit the ground. Again, in the classical scenario the cat either ends up perpetually spinning above the ground, or simply floats in mid air.

      In your example you are using a non-traditional cat-buttered-toast model in which the cat is placed on top of the buttered toast in such a manner that the cat ends up with buttery paws. This model is not used for various reasons. Firstly, the difficulty of attaching toast to all four paws of the cat is at least an order of magnitude greater than simply attaching the toast to said cats back. Although various attempts at slicing the toast have overcome this difficulty, the amount of effort required is always greater than attaching the toast to the cat's back.

      In any event, the results of the non-traditional model are usually the same as the classical. Our cat with buttery paws is dropped from a height and attempts to land on its feet, however the toast that is attached to its feed attempts to land buttered-side down.

      Now, it should be noted that defenders of the classical scenario usually point out that the toast, relative to the cat, has already succeeded in landing buttered side down by the nature of it being attached to the cats paws. If the cat were to hit the ground while standing on the toast, it would be akin to someone steping on a slice of toast after it has already landed on the floor, buttered side down. Basically it would be irrelevant as the goal of the toast to attach its buttered side to a surface has already been acomplished.

      So, although I used the traditional buttered-toast-on-cat model and the non-traditional models are at least partially flawed, I believe I made the correct decision in its use.
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  5. What else do you want ? by davecb · · Score: 5, Funny
    How about an adapter to connect it to my propellor beanie?

    --dave

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  6. But, by jim_v2000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    How long does it take to charge, and wouldn't you have to leave it somewehre with a constant air flow? Like, outside, or in front of a fan, or does it strap to your side so it uses the breeze when you walk?

    I can just imagine someone talking and their battery's about to die, and all the other person on the other end hears is "Wait, my phone is dying...hold on a sec *blowing sound* Ok, now where were we..*blowing sound*...Oh yes, about the *blowing sound*..."

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  7. Other good uses too by nizo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just realized, there are other good uses for "blow phones" too: simply add a breathalyzer to avoid those embarrassing late night drunken calls to your ex.

  8. Re:Blow or run really fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    But that's stealing energy that rightfully belongs to the train operators.

  9. Re:compressed air by rd4tech · · Score: 5, Funny

    buy a second batery

  10. yeeeeeeehaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That was really funny. It would be good for people who run in rodeos and then go home and ranch their cattle because there is a lot of wind on the praire and they would be riding around on horses, which is a lot of fun.

    The wind would blow, and then the battery would get really recharged. They could talk forever:
    Sample conversation

    Customer service: This is a Sprint customer service person, how may help you?

    Cowboy Neal: I would like to order some pizza
    ?

    Customer service: This is not a pizza place, this is Sprint Customer service

    Cowboy Neal: Oh, sorry, I just pressed some random buttoms because my battery is really charged up.

    Customer service: Oh you have one of those new air chargers, those are really cool

    Neal: Yeah, I like them a lot.

    Sprint customer service: Hey have you played Zelda: The wind waker?

    Cow Boy Neal: I hear it is awesome.

    Sprint person: Can you hear me now.

    Cow Boy Neal: Yes.