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Is Your OS Tough Enough?

LE UI Guy writes "A Denver Post article examines the Internet 'horrors' Windows, Mac and Linux users face simply being connected to the Internet with only an out-of-box configuration. Over the course of a single week the machines were scanned 46,255 times. The test didn't look into additional security threats caused by surfing the web or reading e-mail, just the connection itself."

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  1. My advice. by Primotech · · Score: 0, Funny

    Like a good parent, I beat my OS until it's skin is thick and it responds to barked commands.

  2. Of course by jdwest · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you build it, they will come.

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    1. Re:Of course by qw(name) · · Score: 4, Funny

      Reminds me of starving dogs staring at a cat through a chain-link fence waiting for the gate to open.

    2. Re:Of course by Shanep · · Score: 2, Funny

      Reminds me of starving dogs staring at a cat through a chain-link fence waiting for the gate to open.

      You must be refering to OpenBSD! If only those dogs could understand human language, we could tell them that those gates will never be opened. ; )

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    3. Re:Of course by Freexe · · Score: 2, Funny

      There would be nothing wrong if that box was a Windows box. The built-in firewall is one of the best, and as long as you keep patches upto date it can be useful having it as a windows box.

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  3. Not News by swillden · · Score: 5, Funny

    This news isn't news. What's news is this news is in the news!

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    1. Re:Not News by node+3 · · Score: 4, Funny

      This news isn't news. What's news is this news is in the news!

      So then it is news. Otherwise the news that it's in the news couldn't be news.

  4. Now open sendmail by aixnotpains · · Score: 2, Funny

    and count the seconds before it becomes a spam relay.

  5. Re:Yet again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    I wonder how MS can sleep at night

    Obligatory: On piles and piles of money. :-)

  6. -1 Off topic by Mudcathi · · Score: 5, Funny
    Over the course of a single week the machines were scanned 46,255 times.

    I got stuck in the self-checkout line at Walmart once, behind a lady who had this same problem.

    /sucked!

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  7. Don't bother reading the article by cecom · · Score: 5, Funny

    TFA tells us that Windows XP SP2 is more secure than Windows XP SP1 (unbelievable!!) and that there are fewer attackers targeting Linux and MacOS than Windows (hmmm - I wonder why ?).

    Very thought provoking and innovative information indeed.

  8. Warez by NoGuffCheck · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was on a warez site last week looking for some serial numbers um.. i miss placed. anyway the amount of crap that was installed onto my win98se firefox box was incrediable. after uninstalling at least 4 pieces of spyware i had 860 odd errors in my registry.. lovely!

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  9. New reality show by TheDarkener · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine a reality show based on this...

    "Coming up, we'll have Windows eat a big bowl of fried portscans!!!"

    *circus music*

    "And after the break, Linux will jump off of the gigantic Mount Exploit!"

    *dark piano music*

    (Reality check): It would probably fall off the air for requiring someone to think, though...

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    1. Re:New reality show by MuckSavage · · Score: 2, Funny

      I bet fox would air it.

  10. Virus Scan by null+etc. · · Score: 5, Funny
    SP 1 was attacked 4,857 times. It was infested within 18 minutes by the Blaster and Sasser worms. Within an hour it became a "bot," or a machine controlled by a remote computer, and began attacking other Windows computers.

    From what I remember in Tron, this visually looks very cool. Digital warriors fighting on a neon grid, etc.

    I'm pretty stumped, though. I tried to get my box pwned eight times, just to see the digital battle. I thought at the least Norton Antivirus would sent a digital probe destroyer bot out to eradicate the trojans. But all that happened was my computer got really slow, and pop-ups kept showing up, advertising herbal virility pills for men.

    Come to think of it, Hollywood movies never seem to match up with what my computer does. That's it, I'm going to stop believing them movies and start reading Wikipedia instead.

  11. What, no BeOS?!? by Snommis · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bet no attacks would bother a BeOS box! Seriously though, these tests are still pretty much bull. It's like leaving the keys in the ignition of an unlocked Lexus, in the bad part of town, then being shocked when someone takes it...

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  12. Kablamo by dauthur · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Honey pot" experiment shows unprotected Windows SP 1 at risk

    Any version of Windows with any amount of service packs and/or updates is a scary thing to be online with. It's like having a grenade launcher in close-quarter combat. Boom.

  13. Has he ever used a computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    With quotes like:

    "Microsoft is racing to roll out its new Longhorn operating system in 2006.

    But for the moment, it's sticking with Windows, for which it rolled out a new patch Tuesday."


    I don't think so.

  14. *nix will be a major target of worms in the future by Kip+Winger · · Score: 5, Funny
    Despite Linux being hardened, its basis still is Unix -- which, from the beginning, was coded with such grevious insecurities, such as using a blank gets() at the beginning of crucial protocols. Worms ripped apart Unix in the 80s, and despite what has been hardened since, the methodologies which ripped Unix apart in the 80s mostly are still being used in Windows development.

    Microsoft might have something with Windows Longhorn, since the entire API outside of the kernel will be written in C# completely sandboxed in a CLR, much like Java.

    Combined with a monolithic auto-update system, Microsoft has no intentions of repeating the problems of Windows 2000/XP when they release Longhorn, much like they had no intention of repeating the problems of stability they had with Windows 95/98/ME when they designed Windows 2000/XP. For as much as they do, they mostly won with stability in 2000/XP, and they could win again, despite their market share, by sacrificing RAM (480MB commit charge, 1GB recommended) and processing power by implementing the .NET framework for their entire API.

    I honestly hope open source has something to compete for their future desktop environments, or else desktop Linux could be relegated to processors too slow to deal with the overhead.

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  15. Gotta love your spyware programs for Windows by PinkX · · Score: 4, Funny

    From TFA: "Experts say spyware programs are also necessary for Windows users. Microsoft is offering a free beta version of its spyware program at www.microsoft.com/athome , and Webroot is offering its spyware program free to Colorado residents through April 15 at www.webroot.com Free spyware programs are available at www.download.com"

    Of course Claria/Gator is also offering a free version of their spyware program, and it's not beta - it's an official, stable release, available to users from all over the world, and with no date limits!!

    There are also other known spyware providers out there, all you have to do is to search the web for some pr0n and warez, and there you go.

  16. The Spin from Redmond by craXORjack · · Score: 1, Funny

    Windows XP with Service Pack 1 was attacked 4,857 times and only infected once!

    Windows XP with Service Pack 1 dynamically adapted to become immune to further attacks by the Blaster and Sasser worms in only 18 minutes!

    Within one hour Windows XP with Service Pack 1 had apprised the situation and chosen to join the winning side!

    Windows XP with Service Pack 1 single handedly fought 1600x as many viral foes as its nearest competitor! Yet it bravely continues to withstand the onslaught of its most cunning viral foe, the GPL!

    The infidels are committing suicide by the hundreds on the gates of Windows XP... Be assured, Windows XP is safe, protected. Microsofties are heroes.

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  17. truer words were never spoken.... by IchBinEinPenguin · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Free spyware programs are available at www.download.com"

    :-)

  18. Re:Yet again... by jaavaaguru · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is reading articles optional?

    You must be new here.