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Irish 'Running Man' WarWalking Competition
phaxx writes "Dubbed 'WaveHunt', this is the Irish take on DefCon's RunningMan competition. Contestants will have three attempts, each an hour long, to locate a moving Linksys WRT54g running OpenWRT Linux. They must positively identify the person carrying the hidden acccess point and report this back to base. The first prize is two hundred euro, and it takes place this coming Saturday, March 5th. The intended venues are a large park, a defined area of winding streets in Dublin City Centre, and a multi-level shopping centre!"
First post? =:P
We lowered the cage holding Skags, and removed him from the cage. Graham was forced into the cage, and hoisted up about 10 feet, enough to be out of our way, but not too high for him to not see the proceedings. As a leader of the gang, when they attacked he seamed to be a menacing figure, but today, Skags was a beaten, frightened quivering, cringing mass. He knew his fate and feared it. Once again, Psycho was first to carry out his hair reduction techniques on Skags. This time he was brutal, taking off as much skin as hair, and reducing Skags body to a red raw and bloodied mess. Then Ray took over. He had a pair of pliers, and started on Skags toes, removing every toenail with speed and finesse. Skags was screaming bloodcurdling screams, and you could see the 2 cages moving violently about. Yes, the other 2 could see what was in store, and they were trying to get out of their fate but unable to free themselves. Their struggles were violent, and I thought the crane hooks would give, but they held. Ray then moved up to the hands. Skags arms and legs were held by manacles, and secured by solid bars. He could not move either arm or leg, and was helpless to resist. Ray proceeded to remove every fingernail. Blood was everywhere; you could smell it in the dank warehouse air. Skags was turned over onto his front, and Tats was given first honours. Like Bear, Tats was a firm believer of fisting, and was soon rolling up his jacket sleeves, and spitting on his fists. Tats did not try to work his fist in gradually with fingers first. Tats was always an impatient squaddy, and today he was determined to cut the crap, and get fisting. He moved his fist slowly around Skags ass, feeling the resistance, and selecting his position, then just pushed hard, and forced his fist up Skags arse. Blood immediately was visible coming from the anal region, but Tats did not see, nor did he care. He was in ecstasy, pumping his fist deep into Skags. After the initial scream, Skags had gone quiet, and on checking, we found his face heavily contorted, mouth open, eyes bulging, but still breathing. He was now in shock, and his body was telling him this could not be happening. Tats then fucked Skags after pulling his fist out, being followed by Ray, myself, Psycho, Mike, Scar and finally Bear. It was now commonly known that we all enjoyed this part of the proceedings best, and all looked forward to our turn. We were all erect and hard well before our turn came, and needed no foreplay to assist our sexual act. All done, we started to all lay in the boot. His body had now given up all resistance, and just lay there like a blob of jelly. Psycho then pulled out the ceremonial knife. Cleaned from the other exploits, it gleamed in the overhead lights. Laid on his arms as he had in the last mutilation, Psycho past the knife to me. Skags was the leader and the third person in the group that had attacked Larry. This was my retribution, my turn, and my revenge. The leader was mine. I took the knife, and asked the guys to turn him over. I stood with one leg on each side of him, and squatted down over him. "You know what has to happen now Skags. You know why I have to do this. Your life is now mine. Your life is mine because you took the life of my slave and lover. You will not survive this night as your other gang members did, because I will not let you survive. You will die slowly and painfully, as painfully as I can make it for you. You are filth, dirt beneath my body. You will be dirt beneath our feet before this night is out. Never mess with a skin; you will never win. Our brothers are far and wide, willing to avenge a brother wronged. As leader of this gang, you and you alone are responsible for my lovers' death. You will pay the ultimate price for your Foley." While talking, I had sought out the penis, and as I said "Foley", cut the penis off. Skags immediately went to unconsciousness, and Scar went for cold water to revive him. We were not finished yet, he had more to endure, and we wanted him to know it all before we killed him.
Revived, Skags was spew
"Nothing to see here, move along"...
This is why I get up in the morning.
Will there be enough servers/bandwidth to actually inform the public about it, now that it's on slashdot???
./-attention. =)
I was wondering why the OpenWRT-button on my website didn't load; took me about 3 seconds to figure out that I should go check if some mean person had given OpenWRT some
As soon as they're back up I'm saving a copy of that "button" on my own server/site.
perl -e'print$_{$_} for sort%_=`lynx -dump svanstrom.com/t`'
Reminds me of some paperwork that I had to fill out. "Have you ever abused alcohol?"
"Hell no! I use it for it's intended purpose... to get drunk."
is dying. FaCt: one or the other