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Sun Storms Deplete Ozone, Too

An anonymous reader writes "Turns out the sun itself zaps the ozone that protects us from the sun. LiveScience is reporting that the record-setting string of solar storms around Halloween in 2003 (including an X28 flare) set off a cascade of events that depleted the ozone layer over the Arctic in early 2004. In a nutshell, more nitrogen was created, and an unusually strong vortex of high-speed winds aloft brought the nitrogen down, where it contributed to cutting ozone by 60 percent over the polar region. In January, the a European scientist warned residents of the far north to basically stay out of the sun. While chlorofluorocarbons are still blamed for ozone depletion, scientists said this study shows they don't properly account for the sun's impact."

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  1. CAUTION! by inertia187 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do not look at record-setting solar storms with remaining good eye.

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    1. Re:CAUTION! by michaeldot · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or rather, do not sunbake with remaining non-cancerous skin.

      But finally, a legitimate reason to wear the tinfoil hat!

  2. Since the dawn of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    man has yearned to destroy the sun.

  3. That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm done using their Java. Here I come Microsoft.

    1. Re:That's it by daeley · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm done using their Java. Here I come Microsoft.

      Nah, screw Microsoft, get a Mac instead.

      Now I know everybody makes jokes about the Mac's ozone only having one Oxygen atom, but you can easily buy a third-party molecule with the three Oxygen atoms you're used to.

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  4. The sun is trying to kill us; by Vicsun · · Score: 4, Funny

    There is only one solution...


    Nuke the sun.

    1. Re:The sun is trying to kill us; by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      We'll have to do it at night so it doesn't see it coming.

    2. Re:The sun is trying to kill us; by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 1, Funny

      You moron, a nuke wouldn't do anything. The sun is setting off nukes by itself all the time, it would just become more powerful! The only solution would be to create an anti-sun, an exact copy of the sun but made of anti-matter - and send THAT to the sun. KaBOOOM! No more sun. No more Milky Way either, but hey.

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    3. Re:The sun is trying to kill us; by SydneyAgent20 · · Score: 0, Funny

      You called the other bloke an idiot but to be honest you are an imbecile because destroying the sun would only make it worse for earth as we need it to survive. We are much better of with the sun being there for now as it will take a very long time for it to be so bad that we might have to ponder the thought of destroying the sun... Killing for peace is like scruing for virginity..

    4. Re:The sun is trying to kill us; by leonmergen · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nonono, we need to invade

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    5. Re:The sun is trying to kill us; by nacturation · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes... nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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    6. Re:The sun is trying to kill us; by aussie_a · · Score: 2, Funny

      Every morning I walk outside

      And you call yourself a geek! It's people like you that makes me wish I had been born a man.

    7. Re:The sun is trying to kill us; by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Funny
      Heh, wait! We're already in orbit.

      I love it when a plan comes together.

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  5. Serious street cred for chlorofluorocarbons. by bigtallmofo · · Score: 3, Funny

    You have to hand it to chlorofluorocarbons... All those years in the pokey and they never fingered their co-conspirator - the sun.

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  6. Oh No! by daeg · · Score: 2, Funny

    In our next story, the drafters of the Kyoto Protocol have revised the agreement so that solar storms count toward each country's polution limits.

  7. Somehow We'll Blame America for the Sun by geoffrobinson · · Score: 2, Funny

    Such is the way of the world. And please be able to take care of the joke.

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  8. Weapons of Mass Destruction. by Cheapy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Recent events have showed us that we MUST cause a regime change for the Solarians. No longer must they live under the titanical rule of Sunddam Hydrogen.

    This evil dictator has created weapons of mass destruction, and has used them against nearby planets. A few years ago, we had them open their weapon factories to us so we could be sure they destroyed them all. But it has now come to our attention that they have weapons that could destroy the entire world.

    We can NOT stand by and let them do this. We must unite and attack them before they can destroy us. Anyone who is not with us, is with them. There is no other choice.

    The Earth must attack Sol.

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    1. Re:Weapons of Mass Destruction. by smithmc · · Score: 2, Funny

      Recent events have showed us that we MUST cause a regime change for the Solarians. No longer must they live under the titanical rule of Sunddam Hydrogen.

      Oh, sure, you only want invade the places that are rich in energy sources. What if the people of Pluto were being crushed by a brutal dictator? Huh? Huh? Oh, wait - maybe they have plutonium...

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  9. Re:One more reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So, the cavemen stopped the last ice age with their fires?

  10. Re:yeah, it's all the sun's fault... by TykeClone · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't think that dust-bowl era farmers wore speedos (but they were out in the sun quite a bit)

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