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German Railways To Get WLAN RailNet
wertarbyte writes "According to the German IT news site Heise, german Telekom and the german railway corporation Deutsche Bahn have formed an alliance to equip the ICE high speed trains with WLAN access (Babelfish translation), as well as the stations those trains arrive at. This offer is aimed at business travellers, and will first be introduced on routes frequented by those ("travel time is usable time")."
fix you fscked up html to work properly in firefox & mozilla!!!
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Niggersoft Announces GNAA/Hard
Misha Borovsky (AP) Moscow, Soviet Russia - Niggersoft chairman and CEO jesuitx today announced the private beta test of the first operating system suited towards the needs of today's gay niggers, GNAA/Hard. The OS is intended to grow at a faster rate of development and use, and be based on famous Marxist Richard Stallman's OS, GNU/Hurd.
"Hard represents so much in the OS world", said GNAA President and Niggersoft Board-member timecop." Our private beta now loads the system BIOS, then displays "Hello World" in rainbow colors. Our codebase at this point is now roughly 500% more mature than GNU/Hurd."
When asked why he felt a microkernel was the best choice for the future of the OS, GNAA ohsix simply stated, "no u r". It is the belief of this journalist that ohsix was trying to point out the major flaws of pure monolithic kernel structure, as seen in Operating Systems like Linux, which are known for poor security and an utter lack of intuitive use or overall quality.
GNAA member JacksonBrown told reporters, "Hard is going to be the best OS available by Q2 2014. Unfortunately, we are not planning a public beta until Summer of 2010, as our purely microkernel based structure will require around 30 Gibibytes of RAM to run the base servers and daemons. However, if Moore's law continues to apply, any Alienware based system will do."
It is rumored that Hard received it's name due to the similarity to GNU/Hurd, and to represent the rigidity of the massive niggers' cocks that are developing the OS.
About GNU
GNU, founded by Richard Stallman, which stands for "GNU's Not Usable", is a famous software freedom advocacy group, and has released such great products as GCC, which boasts the worlds only -O2 optimization that breaks perfect C++.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be o
what if enough Firefox/Mozilla users (& Linux users) got disgusted with your crap HTML decided to fork another website similar to slashdot because of losing patience with your crappy HTML coding, not like you corner the market on "comment collecting" webistes...
who is responsible for coding the HTML here, he ought to be flogged...
and my ASS is full of KRYPTONITE
Lufthansa, the german flagship airline already has wifi on most flights. You pay a fixed fee and can surf the whole flight. I can't remember the actual price, surely it's on their site.
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How much fkn longer is this boring shit gonna stay at the top?!!
Post something new ffs!!
Yeah I hate mondays too
I am heroically posting a story in my journal that is not unlike what you might find on the front page. Please enjoy during this brief hiatus.
Try not. Do or do not, there is no try.
-- Dr. Spock, stardate 2822-3.
Slashdot caught in unsolicited social experimentation.... By failing to update its news service (after all, /. is supposed to be a news site) for over 12 hours this day, it's following were left asking: "Huh??" /.'s loyal readers. /. news... I GO FUCKING CRAZY!! WHEN WILL SOMEONE POST SOMETHING??!?.... FUCK!!!
Taking the world's most popular online news service "off air" even temporarily would leave its posters asking "Where's the news ffs??"
This would make sense to someone wishing to gauge the extent of our reliance on internet news, but a pain in the fkn ass to
This study seems to have concluded that without