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Debris is Shuttle's Biggest Threat
Masq666 writes "Tiny rocks, paint flecks and other fragments of junk whizzing around the Earth pose the greatest threat to the shuttles and the astronauts on board, according to the preliminary results of a new NASA risk study.
Even coin sized fragments can cause great damage to a shuttle, and the damage can be lethal, if it hits the windows or the heat shield."
That kid with the slingshot!
That debris layer is our ablative "alien shield" defense system. Bring 'em on!
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make install -not war
Why don't they just raise the shields?
Mega Maid!
Mission "Space-Dump", to dispose of excess rocks, paint, coins and the homeless, has been a sucess.
I read somewhere that since they eject (or did at some point) their bodily wastes from the space station, everything that returns from orbit is now covered in a thin coat of urine.
Anyone know if this is true/false? Google doesn't show anything.
If true, I guess that changes the meaning of "whizzing around the Earth"
I'd think that the lack of air in space was the greatest threat
Solution? Three words. Point Defense Lasers. :)
Funny... I would have thought the shuttle's biggest threat would be the current administration.
Afterall, you won't need to worry about FOD if you have to worry about getting off the ground in the first palce.
Sometimes I wish I was a plumber, then I'd know how to deal with other people's shit.
Shurely Shuttle's biggest threat is the mac-mini?
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
The shuttle needs some serious design revisions and these latest findings only serve to underline this. I think the following changes are required:
a) Separate the rear propulsion units from the main vehicle and keep them as far apart as possible.
b) Increase the area of the heat shield, while allowing for a narrow profile in orbit (using, say, a large saucer shape).
c) Fit a big deflector shield to the front of the main drive section.
d) Install maintenance tunnels throughout the ship (all of which can be based on exactly the same design)
e) Give the captain a bigger, more comfortable, chair and tell him to lighten up with his crewmen at the end of each encounter.
Debris is Shuttle's Biggest Threat
No, gravity is the shuttle's biggest threat.
I know. Right! Everyone knows that in The Next Generation, episode 132, the do not raise their sheild when entering earth's atmosphere. Idiots!
(This was made-up for humor. Please do not respond with what really happened in episode 132, or if they ever did not raise their sheild when entering earth's atmoshere. Thank you)
Mounted on Sharks?
That sounds Evil!
This is not a dream, not a dream...we are transmitting from the year 1-9-9-9.
Resulting in a 'Blue screen of death'?
There was a reason. The sponge in question became a bigger star on Nickelodian than anyone expected. Although the sponge, we'll call him "Bob" was more than enthusiastic to go, his agent wouldn't allow it.
2. Collect debris left on the moon
3. Profit!!!
(c'mon, it was what, 1979? Too young to know what I'm talking about? Here:
http://www.geocities.com/CapeCanaveral/Launchpad/9 782/salvage1.html