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Asetek's Extreme CPU Cooler Tested

VL writes "Do-It-Yourself Phase Change Cooling Systems are built and used by a few folks, but they can be complicated to build, mostly messy, and dangerous; certainly not something you should get into without knowing what you are doing. But as with anything like this, there is always a turn key solution brought to market you can buy. Enter asetek, and their VapoChill series of Phase Change Cooling systems. What we have on the review bench here specifically is the asetek VapoChill Lightspeed [AC], a case separate enclosure containing a Phase Change Cooling system for your PC's CPU."

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  1. Now by odaen · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... that's COOL!

  2. Re:So what, that's just a fridge by gl4ss · · Score: 4, Funny

    your fridge comes with an evaporator that hooks up conviently to your cpu?

    these things aren't exactly new though. been on the market for 5+ years..

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  3. Great for their own use by owlstead · · Score: 2, Funny

    They could certainly use some stronger cooling on their servers...

  4. Heh heh... by Rod+Beauvex · · Score: 5, Funny

    I prefer the nitrogen/oxygen mixture myself. I plan to move on to using a dihydrogen monoxide based system in the future, though.

    1. Re:Heh heh... by justforaday · · Score: 2, Funny

      Better be careful...That shit can kill you...

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    2. Re:Heh heh... by jrockway · · Score: 2, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, dihydrogen monoxide cracks down on you!

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  5. Come on this is all old hat... by MosesJones · · Score: 4, Funny


    1) Go and look at your fridge.

    2) If you want your chip REALLY cold
    a) Host in deep-space
    b) Rotate winters in the Artic/Antartic

    3) If you want your chip REALLY REALLY cold
    a) Get your wife to stand next to the box, then tell her you've forgotten her birthday.

    4) And for the ultimate in cold, you just need to create the conditions where Bill Gates admits publically that he prefers Linux.

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  6. Oh yeah? by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 2, Funny

    What are you going to do? Start your own website in your treehouse and get all your little friends to come? I'd like to see that!

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  7. Re:Nothing new here by spektr · · Score: 2, Funny

    please have a look at your refrigerator.

    Check. Yup, my blueberry yogurt beats their overclocked pentium at Folding@Home by sixty-five million percent. Overclocking, pfff...

  8. Company name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I swear I keep thinking they're called Asstek

  9. Lava Lamp by HermanAB · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why not put your PC in a transparent case and fill it with two colour oil? Then you can boast about 20th century technology - way better than the 19th century technology these guys are flogging.

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  10. Re:Whoopty do by Sumocide · · Score: 2, Funny

    At sub 0 temperatures the silicon pathways freeze over and get all slippery. The little electrons slide so much faster then. That's why everything goes faster!!1!