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Rage of the Wookiees!

Posted by Zonk on from the graaaaaaaaaaarrrrrh! dept.

lunatick writes "The second expansion for Star Wars Galaxies has been announced : 'Rage Of the Wookiees.'" From the article: "The new expansion features the Wookiee planet of Kashyyyk. There are 100 new missions for players of all types on this Wookiee homeworld. Most revolve around the Wookiees' fight for freedom from their Imperial and Trandoshan predators. The Empire is worried that the Alliance is gaining a foothold on the planet and willing to fight to prevent the population from going over to the Rebels."

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  1. That does not make sense! by Otis2222222 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Chewbacca was a wookie, so what was he doing on Endor? That is the question you have to ask yourselves, ladies and gentlemen!

  2. Re:Predators? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    There's something out there that hunts down and eats Wookies?
    Of course, the Wookiee Monster.
  3. Let's get this out of the way now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself!

    But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: Ladies and gentlemen this [pointing to a picture of Chewbacca] is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee--an eight foot tall Wookiee--want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

    But more important, you have to ask yourself, what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.

    If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

  4. Rage? by keyne9 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Rest assured, when a Wookie is enraged (or otherwise), they are a fearsome foe indeed.