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NSA (partially) Declassified

Lally Singh writes "Posted yesterday on the National Security Archives was the NSA's "Transition 2001" report, prepared as an introductory report for President Bush (II)'s incoming administration. "The largest U.S. spy agency warned the incoming Bush administration in its 'Transition 2001' report that the Information Age required rethinking the policies and authorities that kept the National Security Agency in compliance with the Constitution's 4th Amendment prohibition on 'unreasonable searches and seizures' without warrant and 'probable cause,' according to an updated briefing book of declassified NSA documents posted today on the World Wide Web.""

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  1. oblig. sneakers quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dick Gordon: National Security Agency.
    Martin Bishop: Ah. You're the guys I hear breathing on the other end of my phone.
    Dick Gordon: No, that's the FBI. We're not chartered for domestic surveillance.
    Martin Bishop: Oh, I see. You just overthrow governments. Set up friendly dictators.
    Dick Gordon: No, that's the CIA. We protect our government's communications, we try to break the other fella's codes. We're the good guys, Marty.
    Martin Bishop: Gee, I can't tell you what a relief that is, Dick.

  2. Re:What nonsense by robertjw · · Score: 4, Funny

    1984 seems to be approaching faster than I would like

    Well, actually, it's 21 years late already. Can't hold it off forever.

  3. Better by SuperBanana · · Score: 4, Funny

    Martin: "You know, I could have joined the NSA, but they found out my parents were married"

    Dick: "Heh...." (holds back Wallace) "Hey, we're all FRIENDS here..."

    Oh, and:

    Carl: "The young lady with the Uzi. Is she single?"
    Martin: "Carl. This is the brass ring."
    Carl: "I just want her phone number"
    Martin: "How about a lunch date? You can chaparone. The FBI will give 'em twins."
    Abbott: "NO!"
    Mary: "You could have anything in the world and you want my phone number?"
    Carl: "....yes."
    Mary: "342-4525. Area code 701" (sorry, I don't remember her number :-)
    Carl: "I'm Carl."
    Mary(giggles): "I'm Mary."
    Abbott: "I'm going to be sick."

  4. Re:Yes the gove does need to rethink the 4th by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 4, Funny
    those that drafted those never thought that our fellow citizens would have the apathy for tyrrany that we currently do.
    Whatever.
    --

    There are no trails. There are no trees out here.