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CeBIT Video Coverage

Charbax writes "I walked around CeBIT 2005 for two days with a headmounted colour camera connected to a harddrive Mpeg-4 recorder in the pocket (the Archos Pma430) and an external microphone. The result is hours of CeBIT video coverage . - check for some Siemens set-top-box, Intel high-tech car, KiSS-Technology 1080p DivX Video-on Demand-players, Chinese and Taiwanese Pmps, WiFi SIP phones, a remote-controlled Linux-running Canadian airplane. And more videos to be added tomorrow. All videos are on BitTorrents."

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  1. How to Suck Cock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    For gay men and straight women.

    Document history:

    Mar. 10, 2005 More cleanup of the section on technique

    Mar. 6, 2005 Updated intro and section on technique

    Apr. 23, 2004 Added information about the hormonal content of semen

    Nov. 30, 2003 First version

    Aug. 6, 2003 Initial rough draft

    I love blow jobs. Not just receiving them but giving them. I am not typical since I am a gay man. Straight men and women generally have an aversion from dick sucking. Guys are generally afraid of their own equipment (which explains why they particularly like watching lesbian pornos among other things) and don't know how to give blowjobs since they've never given any. Females generally don't know how to suck dick and give up after one or two tries. They don't own the equipment, they don't understand the male drive, they don't know how a blow job feels, they're afraid of semen, and they don't know how penises work. In fact, while many women have experimented with dick sucking, 90% of them don't like or don't want to try sucking dick. That's unfortunate because they are missing out on a rewarding experience. Likewise, their men are missing out on a very exciting experience. Let's face it, if you want to receive not just a blowjob, but a blowjob, you probably want a guy for a partner. Unless, of course, this guide helps transfer the carnal knowledge of pleasuring a man from a gay man to the straight women out there. If not, I hope to at least transfer this knowledge to another gay man out there. :)

    The penis is one of the most wonderful parts of the body to suck. Nothing can compare to its size, shape, texture, warmth, taste, and its response to touch. Female breasts are rather inanimate in comparison. Their only redeeming qualities are the nipples that respond to touch, but guys have nipples too, so it's not an exclusively feminine part of the body.

    It is important to give yourself a weekend of privacy the first time you try to suck off a guy. You may not be able to the first time and will need extra time the next day or two to try again. If you don't give yourself a weekend, you can end up failing and then next time you will make the same mistakes again because you will not remember what you did wrong the previous time.

    You probably have noticed it's much harder to masturbate while standing up. It is much more difficult to get a guy off if he's standing up, especially if you've never sucked off a guy before. Although blowjobs are stereotypically associated with a kneeling giver, in practice, that is an uncomfortable position for the receiver as he must either sit or stand. Instead, have your partner lie down on his back on a bed (or somewhere soft and flat). Get on your hands and knees in a position that allows you to get his dick in your mouth. You can have him spread his legs a little and straddle one of his legs or you can kneel between both of his legs. You could also kneel beside him. Whatever way works the best for the both of you.

    Notice how the dick is not completely cylindrical, but is slightly flattened? That shape is designed to fit perfectly in the mouth. There's no way evolution could have better designed a part for sucking. Note that the most sensitive portion of the penis is the length underneath the shaft. This should clue you in on how to position yourself to suck him.

    The underneath of his shaft should rest on your tongue and his penis should lie flat in your mouth. Once you take him into your mouth, try turning your head 90 degrees around his cock and you will notice that you will have to open wider to accomodate him. The wider you have open your mouth, the quicker you will tire, so make sure you align yourself for the most comfort. Likewise, your partner will enjoy it more if your tongue is in the right place.

    Lick along the length of the shaft and give the tip a few licks around the ridge of the tip. Have fun. Take his tip in your mouth and suck. You may

  2. streamload by RetardSmith · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    due to firewalls, I cannot use *torrent. Would you mind shooting the vids over to my streamload account? If you take a guess, I bet you can finger out my SL username

  3. Re:If I had a camcorder hooked up to my head. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Seems to work for this guy!

  4. Re:Huh? by mrv00t · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    According to a vast number of "Am I the only one who ..." posts, you are not.

    You can also count me in :)

    -mrv00t-

  5. Re:Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Or maybe, just maybe, it got rejected because you have barely any content, and of the few items you do have you just have 1 pic and 1 word of what it is.