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Star Wars Revelations - May the Force Be With You!
n0alpha writes "For all you Star Wars fans out there, if you've been less than satisfied with the last two episodes of Star Wars, fear not. There is a new episode coming out soon -- but I'm not talking about Revenge of the Sith. On April 16th, 2005 the world will be blessed with a brand new episode, Star Wars Revelations. This is an independent film, completely put together by volunteers and organized by Panic Struck Productions, but don't let that fool you into thinking it is sub-par. Visit their website to view a trailer."
When the first film came out, I firmly believed that the only way for Lucas to win back the audience was by starting out the second with a black screen and have Jar-Jar walk on and spontaneously combust... and roll around for about ten minutes... I expect that these fanfilmers would do well to take heed of my suggestion. ^_~
Between the pompous didactic lecturing and the look-how-smart-I-am-asshole sig, this guy's a loser. One part of your body should show the beat at all times? Let me call up my local ballet ensemble and show them how they've been fucking up. "Your music has no beat, people! The internet says you're wrong!"
In accordance with your sig: "Don't speak to early." is wrong; you may or may not be missing an o. In my original mode: lemme see your pastiche, buddy; you sound like every high school drama teacher I've ever met. The last thing anyone needs is your advice -- and I use the term advice loosely, because this seems to be a prepared speech that you just paste from clip at every opportunity.
Ignore this retard, folks. He's just another one of those who can't.