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How to Spackle and Plaster a Black Hole

Posted by timothy on from the looking-forward-to-humorless-vitriol dept.

Phil Shapiro writes "With the recent reports about a lab-made black hole, it's useful to go over the directions of how to spackle and plaster a black hole. You can complete such projects in one weekend, but you wouldn't want to spackle and plaster a black hole every weekend."

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  1. two in one by sailforsingapore · · Score: 5, Funny

    With the right technique, what was once a gaping hole in the universe can blend in smoothly with the surrounding space.

    Good...there is hope for my hometown yet...