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Orrin Hatch to Lead Senate Panel on Copyright, Patents

PontifexPrimus writes "Senator Orrin Hatch, (in)famous for his idea of destroying the computers of copyright violators is to head a Senate 'panel, which will have jurisdiction over copyright, trademark and patent law, as well as treaties intended to protect American intellectual property overseas.' Looks like file sharing will finally be erased once and for all. Oh, and this looks like another field day for those who refuse to subsume patent, trademark and copyright law under the heading of 'IP law.'"

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  1. I think I can speak for all of us when I say... by CdBee · · Score: 4, Funny

    .."Oh shit"

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    1. Re:I think I can speak for all of us when I say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Soon that whooshing noise the cops at the door hear will be the sound of your iPod, rather than the drug stash, going down the toilet.

      Not for nothing are those cute flash memory MP3 players shaped like suppositories.

  2. Conflict of interests by zecg · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's a conflict of interests at work here, senator is just scared that everyone will download his awesome music for free.

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    1. Re:Conflict of interests by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I would love to see an Orrin Hatch cover of "Don't copy that floppy."

    2. Re:Conflict of interests by TCQuad · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually, I think he's bitter that in the history of P2P, no one has ever pirated his music.

  3. wanted: can I run emule on your machine in Russia? by NimNar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Help!! I am a citizen of the USA who would like to run emule and download things Orrin Hatch says I can't.

    Do you live in a copyright free country? I will pay you monthly via paypal for the ability to run eMule on your machine (say $3 a GB) and the ability to sftp downloaded files my computer. I want to watch classic films and mickey mouse cartoons and hard to find rare video footage without the Senate subcommittee on mind control and groupthought ordering my arrest and imprisonment.

  4. Re:This might save my family. by also+aswell · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe you should have invested in a local prison or not bought a location so close to a Walmart?

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  5. National Treasure.. by One_6453 · · Score: 3, Funny

    From TFA The mounting dangers that piracy poses to the U.S. economy helped spur the move, Specter said after the announcement. "It's a big, tough subject. We lose billions each year. We have a national treasure named Orrin Hatch who is happy to take over the subcommittee, and I was happy to establish it," Specter said.

    Lets treat him like treasure and bury him *DUCKS*

  6. Thanks Utah by HangingChad · · Score: 2, Funny

    You try to tell them don't have sex with your cousin. But do they listen?

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  7. Re:Thank you USA by a+whoabot · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hey, you're just an atheist, nihilist, anti-christain, anti-semite!

    You're just out to destroy the divine project of all those who are holy! The US and Israel and all their courageous militarymen, gracious transnational financiers and conservatives in general will achieve Zion in the Holy Lands! It will happen, but God needs us, and our nations, to make it happen! He needs us because he's weak and needs our hel-NO, wait I mean! He's strong! I mean eht! ghcht! Gah!

  8. Re:Vote Green by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That cinches it - I'm going to Euro-troll for karma from here on out. I've resisted for years, but it's so goddam easy to spout some ridiculously uninformed anti-American opinion and get an insightful mod I can no longer stay away.

    I just must rememeber using stilted phrases and creative unspellings while I tell people what to do. Also have to remember the elitist superior attitude.

  9. Re:Ooh, i love this game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    a seahorse is not related to a horse

    I like the way you slipped your creationist propoganda into this thread.

  10. Intellectual Property Address by waldoj · · Score: 2, Funny

    In July of 2000, IIRC, Orrin Hatch provided a moment of political awakening for many Slashdotters. During the Napster hearings, ol' Orrin stood up and asked if Napster couldn't just "track people by their intellectual property address"?

    I think of it as "the collective face-slap heard round the world."

    -Waldo Jaquith

  11. his mp3s are encoded with LAME by afxgrin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Senator Hatch has a website that hosts his music, which was pointed on another thread for this article.

    So I decided to take a hexeditor to his mp3 files, just to see LAME 3.93 all over the files at the end. LAME is licensed under the LGPL, and is in violation of certain patents to my understanding.

  12. Re:Huh? Is timothy being sarcastic? by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Funny

    However the Senate and the House should be turned into Gladiator Games, give Orrin Hatch a sword and let him fight out with some pro-file sharing guy for top dog.....

    I'm all for that since the Democrats would probably win. I mean think about it, sure a lot of us have reputations as wimps or liberal pansy's. But I don't see nearly as many Chickenhawks among Democrats as I do among Republicans. Hell, the only thing the Republicans would have going for them is a certain senator from Arizona.... aww shit, maybe this isn't such a good idea after all.....

    (Ah, I live to walk on the fine line between funny and flamebait...)

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