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Credit card signatures: Useless?
SpaceAdmiral writes "Everyone should remember John Hargrave's classic Credit Card Prank on Zug. He tried signing fake names on his credit card receipt, and no one seemed to care.
But that's nothing compared to The Credit Card Prank, Part 2. Can he draw obscene pictures instead of signing his credit card? Yes, it turns out. Is there any way of getting your signature checked? . . . Yes, it turns out. But you have to do an awful lot."
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I was reading that! I was up to page 3 then it got slashdotted!
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If slashdot isn't going to support mirroring, they should at least link all the pages of the article so that mirrordot will retrieve them.
We've secretly replaced Slashdot with new Folgers Crystals - let's see if it notices.
"Thanks." I answered and after taking a shower I dried myself off put on my short sleeved summer pajamas bottom deciding to go topless. I came into the bedroom. Marcus went into the washroom as I lay on top of the covers because is was so hot and muggy. A few minutes after hearing the shower running Marcus came out wearing a pare of summer pajamas bottoms also also and I could see part of his hairy chest as he was also topless. He had on short pajamas like myself and I could see his hairy legs. He looked fantastic. I rolled over and tried to sleep. I heard some noise in the kitchen and decided to look to see how the big German Shepard was doing as well as get myself a drink of water. I walked to the kitchen and couldn't see Buddy but suddenly I felt paws on my back and what must have been strong teeth tugging at my pajamas. Suddenly my pajama bottom was being torn off and I had to grab the counter in front of me to prevent me from falling to the floor. My pajama bottoms were in shreds on the floor and I was completely nude. I was slipping but managed to maneuver myself to the floor. I tried to get to my foot to the floor so I could push myself and stand up but it was no use. The big German Shepard was on my back. I could feel his cock pressing against my ass crack. It must have been well lubricated with pree cum because it slid up and down my crack before I felt it enter my ass. Man what the bloody hell was happening to me? I was on the kitchen floor the big German Shepard on my back his large paws around my chest and his big thick cock in my ass. I soon could feel what must have been eight or nine inches of hard doggy cock in my ass. What the hell was that thing that was also trying to enter my ass. Suddenly the thing I judged to be the size of a tennis ball entered my ass. I was surprised as it began to grow in my ass the size of an orange if not bigger. I hated to admit it but I was beginning to enjoy Buddy in my ass and pushed my ass back as my own cock grew hard. Then suddenly the kitchen light went on and I heard Marcus. "What the fuck's going on. Man you're a fucking fag and a slut of a homo taking my dog in your queer ass. But man it looks hot. Fuck that homo Buddy. Screw his faggot ass boy." I could only moan with lust as Buddy screwed my ass as best he could. "Man you're his bitch you fag I see Buddy has tied with you with his knot. Man I need my cock sucked." Marcus said moving in front of me pushing his pajama bottoms down and letting them fall to the floor as a good nine thick inches of cut cock virtually jumped out of his pajamas. I licked my lips. I had to suck that cock of Marcus. "I know you want to suck it homo." Man I wanted that cock in my mouth. "Take it Barry down your throat boy. I had sucked and taken big cocks in my ass but nothing the size of this monster. But man I wanted it in my ass as soon as Buddy was finished with my ass. "I had a feeling you were a fucking faggot the moment I set eyes on you and my wife hasn't been giving it to me. I'm not myself and this is a first but man I need a hot ass and I figure since you're taking Buddy you can take my cock next. Buddy was still screwing my ass as I took Marcus' cock down my throat. I sucked and sucked his balls smashing against my bottom lip as I felt Buddy hammering my ass. "You fucking homo take Buddy in that faggot asshole of yours take it all ass hole. I kept pushing back. I lost all sense of time and with a big push the big German Shepard seemed to freeze deep in my ass as a flood of cum filled my ass. The big thing in my ass began to deflate and his cock came out of my ass. As soon as he was out of my ass Marcus said. "I am not really cheating on my wife. I want to see your fine muscular ass you fruit." Marcus went behind me as like a fountain when Buddy pulled out of my ass his cum came dripping out of me. I felt as Marcus massaged my ass cheeks and opened them up. He could feel the head of his huge mushroom headed cock pressed against my ass hole. Then it popped in me. It hurt for a m
My sig is verbatim copied from an old kernel. Maybe Linus meant 508 or whatever but that's not what he wrote.
Tom
Someday, I'll have a real sig.