Ubuntu and UserLinux to Combine?
An anonymous reader submits "With all the noise about Ubuntu, and no sarge release in sight, we haven't heard much from UserLinux in recent times. Even Bruce Perens has admitted that the "lack of a Debian release is becoming a critical problem". Now, Ubuntu has invited UserLinux to combine forces. More distro consolidation -- without a corporate buyout in sight!"
Will anyone care?
Some jerk at my university runs Ubuntu. I wouldn't want a "Hoary Hedgehog" or a fucking "Warty Warthog" running rampant on my hardware. Fucking dickwit fuckshits. OMG HOARY HEDGEHOG ROXXORS MY SOXXORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Assholes.
As a Jew, I find UberLinux very offensive. You see, "Uber" is a German word, and german's reminds me of nazi's and gas chambers. You wouldn't want to be an anti-semite and get put on our secret blacklist now would you?