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Plants May Be Able To Correct Mutated Genes

ddutt writes "NY Times is running a story that talks of an exciting new discovery, which, if confirmed, could represent an unprecedented exception to Mendel's laws of inheritance. The discovery involves.. 'plants that possess a corrected version of a defective gene inherited from both their parents, as if some handy backup copy with the right version had been made in the grandparents' generation or earlier.'"

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  1. Planet RAID. by caluml · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's just plants copying RAID or PAR files. This is nothing new - we've had those for years now.

    1. Re:Planet RAID. by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's just plants copying RAID or PAR files. This is nothing new - we've had those for years now.


      Copying? If it bothers you so much you can always sue them for patent infringement. Of course the plants might lawyer up and come back at you claiming prior art....

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    2. Re:Planet RAID. by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course the plants might lawyer up and come back at you - first Schiavo, now this? It has begun...

      I welcome our new plant overlords.

  2. Yous a vine muthafucka! by heauxmeaux · · Score: 4, Funny

    Back that gene up!

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  3. Parity bits? by aristus · · Score: 4, Funny

    ECC DNA? That's pretty damned cool. hard to believe we hadn't suspected that before.

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  4. Plant Superheroes! by The+Amazing+Fish+Boy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm gonna start putting my cactus near my spider plant and praying for some of that mutated gene action.

    OK, OK... and some hot plant-on-plant action.

    OK, OK... and some hot plant-on-plant-on-me action.

  5. Oh, that's going to be a problem by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Odds are, now the grandparent plants are going to have to sue the grandchildren plants for having "stolen" their copyrighted and patented genetic code. As we've learned from Beatallica and Dangermouse, mixing older generations of information to recreate it anew is against the Laws of Copyright Nature.

    Who gave these plants permission to make backups of their grandparents material? I mean - really!

    OK - seriously, this is a fascinating idea, one that hopefully is indeed correct and can be explored. With this information, perhaps 20 years from now we can correct genetic abnormalities by having fetuses fix themselves. Kudos to the researchers for their hard work.

  6. If we port this technology to humans by Ulrich+Hobelmann · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does that mean that the kids of two geeks will not read /. ?

  7. Restore point? by caryw · · Score: 3, Funny

    Stupid NY Times. The LA Times has an article on it too available here.

    So plants create restore points they can roll back to? I predict Microsoft filing suit against the plant kingdom. They've been fighting the proliferation of tree based products for years!
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  8. How this impacts ME by ari_j · · Score: 3, Funny

    This behavior can be observed in humans, too. For instance, my parents were both uncool, unintelligent jerks with no sense of humor whatsoever, and I'm an extremely hip, brilliant jerk with a great sense of humor.

  9. Re:So what happens to gentically modified plants? by buro9 · · Score: 1, Funny

    clearly i cannot type... ignore the spelling mistakes you grammar/spelling nazis... instead think of better input devices to prevent so many silly typos ;)

    keyboards, how antiquated

  10. Re: I'm pretty close to this research... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny


    > This really is no joke, these results are really exciting! I suggest everyone read the article.

    Sorry; that's not customary on Slashdot.

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