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EU Sleuths Think Microsoft Sabotaged Windows

Adam Zweimiller writes "The Inquirer is reporting that in it's ongoing battle with Microsoft, the European Commission is investigating the possibility that the Vole has sneakily sabotaged the Media Player-free versions of Windows it is obliged to ship to the EU. A report (subscription required) in today's Wall Street Journal suggests Microsoft has fiddled with the registry in its stripped-down Windows offerings and the result is that video clips embedded into Microsoft Word documents don't run properly, for example."

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  1. What's the deal? by dauthur · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can easily say without any evidence that they tampered with IE too. There's something wrong with ActiveX...

    1. Re:What's the deal? by eobanb · · Score: 5, Funny

      There's something wrong with ActiveX

      Of this I have no doubt.

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    2. Re:What's the deal? by XeRo_X4i · · Score: 5, Funny

      No. IE works as it should. Its completely 100% safe on my computer. Theres this built in function that most users over look and increase security by at least 100%. If you look at the top right of the IE browser, supposing you're currently using IE, theres a little red box with an X. Microsoft was smart enough to include this functionality into their browser that sets the browser to safe mode after clicking on it.

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  2. Sabotage by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft sabotaging Windows? No.

    Held Windows at gunpoint, danced around with it in front of the authorities, kicked it in the guts a few times, teased everyone by saying "you'll never get me!", and waged a decade-long seige .... a definte YES.

    And if they call bad coding "sabotage", well that's an interesting parallel universe they live in then.

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  3. This sounds like meetings I sit in ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Manager: Take that media player out of your operating system.
    Me: ok
    Manager: Why don't these media clips play anymore?
    What I'd like to say: Cause you're a fucking idiot. And you told me to take it out, which I did. So go fuck yourself, and stop telling me how to do my job.

  4. Sabotage, or.... by TheGuano · · Score: 5, Funny
    Microsoft ships out buggy code on their own schedule: people complain that they're incompetent, lazy, and making people to beta test for them.

    Microsoft ships out buggy code after a fight with the EU: people complain that they're intentionally sabotaging their code in retaliation.

    Please people, just pick one conspiracy theory and stick with it...

  5. Microsoft....CHEATING??????? by Nova+Express · · Score: 4, Funny
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  6. Not one word in the article about... by xactuary · · Score: 5, Funny

    how this affects clippy or MS Bob.

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  7. Re:They "think" it was "sabotaged" ? by Clay+Pigeon+-TPF-VS- · · Score: 5, Funny

    My professor bitched when the printed out version's video wouldnt play.

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  8. something awful about that WMP format like ... by zoftie · · Score: 4, Funny

    http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2384

  9. Re:Never attribute to malice by SunFan · · Score: 4, Funny


    In this case, it should read: "Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to both incompetence and malice."

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  10. Re:Someone give me one good reason... by fyoder · · Score: 4, Funny
    Why on earth you would ever want to put a video clip into a word processor document? Isn't the point of a word processor document that you might want to print it out?

    I think a very high percentage of word documents are never printed. People send them via email as attachments. And if you hunted these people down and killed them, the courts would say it was you who did something wrong, even if they embedded a video in the attached word document! Strange, but true.

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  11. Re:They "think" it was "sabotaged" ? by eric76 · · Score: 4, Funny
    My professor bitched when the printed out version's video wouldnt play.

    I bet he's a Harry Potter fan.

  12. Re:Never attribute to malice by lanswitch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Never attribute to incompetence that which can be attributed to Microsoft.

  13. Re:Coupling is bad? Tell that to F1 racers. by Jussi+K.+Kojootti · · Score: 4, Funny
    What Microsoft is doing is coding at F1 levels.
    Bar-Honda?
  14. Re:They "think" it was "sabotaged" ? by jcuervo · · Score: 5, Funny
    I wouldn't install it if I had a signed afidavit from the CEO saying it won't call home or resist uninstallation, distills whiskey and prints $100 notes.
    Man, your priorities are all fucked up. :-)
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  15. Re:Someone give me one good reason... by pla · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, that is just because some people think Word is Windows. :)
    BTW, that is not a joke, I work in tech support. :(


    No kidding... Wish I had mod points for you, but lacking them, I'll give a hearty "me too".

    My favorite - I have a never-ending war with spyware at my workplace (don't we all?). OVER HALF of people swear up and down that they don't ever use "the internet". Now, a few I expect just lie about it because they think I'll get them in trouble or something (look at porn all day for all it matters to me - Do your job, don't make extra work for me, and don't get me sued, and I really couldn't care less what you do on-line).

    I realized after a while what this really meant, when immediately after (sincerely) telling my she never used the internet, one coworker wanted to "show me something". She then opened "My Computer" and proceeded to type a URL (badly formed, but good enough to work) into the address bar.

    Totally blew me away - I never would have thought that, someone would actually believe that they have "google.com" on "My" Computer!

    So, BTW, how did all you Slashdotters get into my computer? Very rude of you not to knock, you know... And stop stalking me! I notice you on my computer at home, too! ;-)