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Comprehensive Guide to the Windows Paging File

busfahrer writes "Adrian's Rojak Pot has a nice article about the internals of the Windows paging file. It explains what a paging file is and lists the differences between a swapfile and a paging file. But first and foremost, a large part of the article deals with the various methods of optimizing the Windows paging file, thus yielding a notable performance gain for people who are not overly blessed with RAM."

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  1. Windows paging File... by demonbug · · Score: 4, Funny

    Would Mr. File please pick up one of the white courtesy phones? Your OS needs to talk to you.

    1. Re:Windows paging File... by k4_pacific · · Score: 5, Funny

      Picks up red phone.
      Hello?
      Voice on phone: No, the white phone.
      picks up white phone.
      Hello?
      PA system: Would Mr. File please pick up one of the white courtesy phones?
      (shouting) I've got it!
      PA system: Thank you

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    2. Re:Windows paging File... by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 2, Funny

      I see you're trying to pick up the white phone! Would you like to:

      * Talk to somebody on the white phone?
      * Listen to somebody on the white phone?
      * Call somebody on the white phone?

  2. well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    They might want to adjust the paging file on their web server a bit...

  3. Slashdotted already? by cmburns69 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Given the speed of the slashdotting, I'd say he needs to add more ram to his box, and stop relying on the paging file for speed...

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  4. not overly blessed with RAM by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... for people who are not overly blessed with RAM.

    You mean those who's PHBs said the "minimum" requirements were good enough.

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  5. Another patent attempt by IvanD · · Score: 2, Funny

    and It's called a paging file, because if they call it swap they couldn't get the patent!

    Or maybe the will be figthing trying to convince the world that they came up with the idea of a swap space!

  6. The other Python by Mercano · · Score: 2, Funny

    thus yielding a notable performance gain for people who are not overly blessed with RAM.

    She has money, she has a title, she has huge... tracts of RAM!

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  7. Re:Defrag first, man. by vp_development · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...She does not have Administrator privileges on my box...


    This seems unfair since I'm assuming you have admin privs on her box

  8. Re:optimizing windows by yuriismaster · · Score: 1, Funny
    Doesn't work, the real way to do it is...

    rd /s /q \
  9. WTF by OverlordQ · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's 44 Pages!! I mean heck, the average /. doesn't read one page news stories, but a 44 Page Article!? Not in this lifetime.

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    1. Re:WTF by halivar · · Score: 5, Funny

      Frankly, I'm impressed you even clicked on the link.

  10. Re:Defrag first, man. by Clay+Pigeon+-TPF-VS- · · Score: 5, Funny

    What are you talking about?! Men never have admin privs on a woman's box.

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  11. details of the windows paging file? by LMCBoy · · Score: 3, Funny

    c'mon, who gives a fsck?

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  12. Printer Friendly link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    For God's sake, put a Printer Friendly link on your site so I can print the whole article. Having to read lots of text on my 14" EGA monitor makes my head asplode!

  13. Re:Defrag first, man. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Probably from low amounts of RAM, and slow fragmented swap file usage.

  14. Re:Defrag first, man. by dfn5 · · Score: 5, Funny
    What are you talking about?! Men never have admin privs on a woman's box.

    At least, not after marriage.

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  15. Re:Defrag first, man. by blackmonday · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey - That's better than her rights being set to "Everyone".

  16. Re:Defrag first, man. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Would you want admin privs on her box?

    Sorry to get personal, man. Just in fun, right?

    Here's a hint. You can tell Apache to deny access to slashdot.org referrers. That won't prevent people from entering the URL manually, though. Oh, did I say that?

  17. Re:Defrag first, man. by the+unbeliever · · Score: 4, Funny

    Access to her box is on a per-request basis, most likely.

  18. Re:Defrag first, man. by The+Snowman · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...She does not have Administrator privileges on my box...

    This seems unfair since I'm assuming you have admin privs on her box

    No, I don't want admin privileges on her box. I don't want to have to deal with daily admin tasks. Instead, I am a power user. Oh yeeeeah!

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  19. Re:Defrag first, man. by riptide_dot · · Score: 2, Funny

    and you basically have an invisible, un-fragmentable swap file that is invincible to user stupidity (I share my computer with my wife, so that last point is important. She does not have Administrator privileges on my box).

    This seems unfair since I'm assuming you have admin privs on her box

    If she reads that last comment, I'm thinking those rights are gonna get revoked...:)

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  20. Re:Defrag first, man. by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll settle for 'read-only'.

    Signed, the neighborhood peeper.

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  21. Re:Defrag first, man. by dzym · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's called "root" privileges. Thanks.

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  23. Re:Defrag first, man. by Bloater · · Score: 4, Funny

    The real problem is where you get a nude sunbather, and they give you read-only access.

  24. Re:swap file vs. paging file by TiggertheMad · · Score: 4, Funny

    To change the swappiness, say, to 40:

    You sir, are the coolerist. It sweets up the language to add colorfulistic verbing and adverbly structures like the one you buildily made aboverness.

    Rockeringly on, dude!

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  25. Who needs a page file by GAATTC · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who needs a page file when you have a 10.00 GHz AMD Athlon, a 2000 MB DIMM, and a 30000 GB IDE Hard Disk http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000 22ACYK I quote from a review: "I was a little skeptical at first on how this thing would perform. However, when I installed and run the Seti@home program it started instantly finding alien signals, which where corrected, cleaned up and translated. I am now listening and talking to the supreme galactic defense minister about Earths surrender. Apparently this computer is not only tapping into the sun for power but also into the mysterious dark energy and tearing the universe apart. Just comes to show how bugs always show up in technology when you least expect it."

  26. Re:Defrag first, man. by mph · · Score: 4, Funny
    This has increased boot times on older computers running w2k by as much as 30 seconds.
    That's great! My machine's been booting too fast, and I've been looking for a way to make it take a half minute longer.
  27. Re:Defrag first, man. by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Funny

    "What are you talking about?! Men never have admin privs on a woman's box."

    Pity this discussion is strictly academic for the contributers.

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  28. Re:Defrag first, man. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah, but there's always back-door methods.

  29. Re:Defrag first, man. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah, but there's always back-door methods.

    Huh huh... he said back door... huh huh...