BSD Certifications Coming Soon
hugo_pt writes "The BSD Certification Group was formed in January, 2005 to create a BSD certification program that is recognized as the industry standard for administering BSD systems. The resulting certification process will provide a measure of excellence in both understanding and the ability to perform complex administrative tasks on BSD systems. 2005 will prove an exciting year as the BSD Certification Group develops certification level(s) and testing methodologies. Stay up-to-date regarding the latest developments by joining the public Mailing List. This initiative will prove very important for BSD administrators, as right now, companies don't have any way of knowning if a person is an experienced BSD administrator."
News: BSD is now certified dead.
It's a matter of degrees. If, for example, you have a laboratory using Linux boxes for custom programs that do functionality related to special experiments or programs, "security" is not really an issue, most of these boxes are not on "The Net". Likewise, equipment on the floor of the production facility are not generally susceptible to HACKERS. Here is a mistake that many here at Slashdot make: All servers and computers are "on the net" or somehow related to net functionality. Not so.
"Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
Given what people usually think of certification programs, here's what we might see as some questions on the certification exam:
1. How do you install a new software package?
A. make port
B. make sherry
C. make install clean
D. make love ^war
2. BSD stands for:
A. Bill Gates Steals our Dollars
B. Bitchin' System, Dude!
C. Berkeley Software Distribution
D. Berkeley people Smoke a lot of Dope
3. Which version of BSD is the best and why?
A. FreeBSD - because PHBs like the word "free".
B. OpenBSD - because the average user thinks clicking on free porn links in emails from Nigeria is safe.
C. NetBSD - because running it on grandpa's pacemaker gives new meaning to the kill command.
D. Dragonfly - because it sounds like a cool SciFi series.
E. Any of the above as long as it makes a Linux advocate feel insecure and act petty.
-- Fugacity: Confusing chemists since 1908