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Longest Chemical Name: 64,060 letters

mycro writes "A new article on Wikipedia shows the longest chemical name, reaching 64,060 letters. Methionylalanylthreonyl...leucine is a chemical name for enaptin, a nuclear envelope protein found in human myocytes and synapses, which is made up of 8,797 amino acids. It is involved in the maintenance of nuclear organization and structural integrity, tethering the cell nucleus to the cytoskeleton by interacting with the nuclear envelope and with F-actin in the cytoplasm."

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  1. Easy Paradox by poopdeville · · Score: 2, Funny

    People are just going to call it "The chemical compound that cannot be named in less than 60,000 characters." Whoops.

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    1. Re:Easy Paradox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      I prefer "That which must not be named".

      Sincerely, He Who Must Not Be Named

  2. With an article like that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...no wonder nobody has anything to say yet. We're all still trying to get our brains past the first sentence.

  3. Spelling bee by regcrusher · · Score: 5, Funny

    I dare the contestants of the Scrips-Howard spelling bee to get that one. "May I hear that word in a sentence?" "Uh...... (nervous) no."

  4. oh please by moosesocks · · Score: 2, Funny

    it's like the linguistic equivilant to an irrational number. brilliant!

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  5. Spelling? by Phleg · · Score: 2, Funny

    If someone spelt it wrong, how would we know?

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    1. Re:Spelling? by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 4, Funny

      I say - I think I might change my Ph.D topic to study that chemmical. Write it in your thesis a few times and there is a two-volume manuscript that is full mostly of a few instances of one chemical name. I bet that's why the name is so long... whoever discovered it decided that he needed a space filler for his thesis...

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  6. Research papers... by Oyume · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, this will REALLY help masters and doctorate students who have to write research papers with a minimum page count...

    Jds

  7. Comment haiku by AlpineR · · Score: 4, Funny

    Methionylal-
    anylthreonyl... oh just
    call me enaptin.

  8. Re:I blame IUPAC nomenclature by jd · · Score: 2, Funny
    This reminds me of the attempt to "standardize" element names by converting each digit of the atomic number into Latin. Needless to say, it never became popular, and most serious scientists quietly disposed of it.


    Besides, the name can't even be used in Scrabble.

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  9. In related news... by hoggoth · · Score: 4, Funny

    The artist formerly known as , formerly known as Prince, has changed his name to the 64,060 symbol long name of a protein referred to as 'Methionylalanylthreonyl...leucine'.

    His upcoming album will have a 10 page foldout with his name printed on it.

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  10. God? by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    As an atheist I must say this seems like a possible arguement for intelligent design I mean LOOK AT IT!

    I guess I'd need to look into it's functionality but that doesn't seem like something that just SPRINGS into existence.

    On the positive side all the sci-fi where they talk about advanced races with overly complicated DNA well they need to move forward right now...Like when we actually got to mars.

  11. Yeah, and? by SoCalEd · · Score: 2, Funny

    News for Nerds? Check.

    Stuff that Matters? Um... Well... Oh, nevermind...

    Slow news day, methinks.
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  12. Did anyone else see that? by whitetiger0990 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes it may have been vandalism and was corrected but this vandalized version just got me laughing.

    "I think we forgot an "e" in there someplace..."

    This little tidbit was the most interesting part of this whole thing.

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  13. Wow.... by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 2, Funny

    Take that, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis!

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  14. Re:Hmm... by Fizzl · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's encrypted!
    See freq analysis at http://www.fizzl.net/projects/crypto/

    The plaintext is simply:
    wioglcnteaeante ... utemrcetemrcetemrceteeihulni

    I think I also saw Cthulhu there somewhere...

  15. Methionylalanylthreonyl...leucine... by PapaBoojum · · Score: 2, Funny

    Would be a kickin' name for a rock band.

    Or not.