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Microsoft Drops Blaster Author's Fine

bevo noted that Microsoft has dropped their fine against the author of the Blaster worm that DDoS'd Microsoft's web sites and hijaacked 50,000 computers. 225 hours instead of a 500k fine. $2200/hour seems like a good deal to me ;)

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  1. Could've been worse by fembots · · Score: 5, Funny

    Luckily the community service cannot involve computers, otherwise this guy will get away lightly by cleaning up roughly 50 spyware/virus-infected Windows machines to clock up 225 hours.

    1. Re:Could've been worse by ZephyrXero · · Score: 3, Funny

      In Bill Gate's eyes, 225 hours of service worth alot more than $500,000...that's pocket change ;)

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  2. A "Get Out of Jail Free" card! by plover · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the article:

    U.S. District Judge Marsha Pechman said the sentence reflected that although he was 18 at the time of the attack, his maturity level was much younger than that. She also said his home life contributed to the problem.

    Damn, that precedent means virtually everyone here on /. is immune from prosecution. For anything. Especially since "mom's basement" probably qualifies as a "home life".

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    1. Re:A "Get Out of Jail Free" card! by plover · · Score: 4, Funny
      Shit, do I actually have to type the damn smileys in here for you people?

      Here: :-)

      That means "it was a JOKE."

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    2. Re:A "Get Out of Jail Free" card! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
      Here: :-)

      That means "it was a JOKE."

      Here: ^$/

      That means "no it wasn't!"

  3. Overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I, for one welcome our new $2200/h overlords...

  4. Can he reduce the worktime ... by Tribbin · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... by replacing himself by a shell script?

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    1. Re:Can he reduce the worktime ... by bonch · · Score: 5, Funny

      He's a script kiddie, so don't you mean "replacing himself with someone else's modified Visual Basic 6 project file he got from IRC?"

  5. Re:$2200/Hr a good deal? by oddsends · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thats not such a great TCO

  6. But will he get respect from the other criminals? by CitznFish · · Score: 2, Funny

    Life just ins't fair....

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  7. 225 hours of... by Nevtje(hr · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...gardening! getting to know the REAL bugs out there!

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  8. Wow, that's nice of Microsoft. by ColMustard · · Score: 1, Funny

    What a great company Microsoft is!

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  9. Microsofts Judicial Powers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    So MS has been given judicial powers to grant clemency now?

    Yes. They first used it for this case.

  10. Re:$2200/Hr a good deal? by saintp · · Score: 4, Funny

    Um, I don't think you have to pay them. At all.

  11. Re:$2200/Hr a good deal? by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, you still have to pay them. It's just that after it's all over you can easily get your money back.

    Uh oh... I just described GTA.

    RUN! IT'S THE GOVERNMENT!!

  12. No way by oGMo · · Score: 2, Funny
    Are you kidding? This is perfect. 225 hours of migrating boxes to Linux sounds like a perfect solution for both Microsoft and their customers.

    :-)

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  13. Make him spend the 225 hours by Anonymous+Luddite · · Score: 4, Funny


    Helping Bill Gates with his first Gentoo install..

  14. The headline is missing a comma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The story was really about an MS demo at an author's convention of a new consumer laser cannon that barely missed hitting Stephen King when the targeting system bluescreened.

  15. Re:Microsoft, the good guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Install it and watch it say "More Secure!"

    Come to think about it, every version of Windows since Windows 98 has said that during the install.

  16. Instead of community service... by SmokeHalo · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...they should make him apologize, in person, to everyone affected by the worm.

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  17. Re:Could've been worse- elephant poo by modernbob · · Score: 3, Funny

    I always thought that a good community service activity was shoveling elephant poop at the zoo. 225 hours of poo shoveling would give this person some perspective as to the aguish they have caused! :-)

  18. Re:$2200/Hr a good deal? by Paleomacus · · Score: 3, Funny

    I could hire an actress for a snuff film for less than $2200/hr.

    Ok...I've admittedly led a somewhat sheltered suburban life but, how in God's name do you know this?

  19. Re:$2200/Hr a good deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I saw that episode of CSI too

  20. Re:Get away lightly? by aztektum · · Score: 2, Funny

    he could write a book about it

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  21. In other news.... by Trelane · · Score: 2, Funny

    a new worm has emerged which targets Linux exclusively. Reverse-engineering has thus far only revealed the string "!seineew era sreenigne xunil zes rekcah retsalB".

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  22. Re:Drops the fine? by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny
    When are administrators going to patch their machines?
    - probably whenever a new distro comes out that looks interesting. Oh, you meant Windows "administrators". Sorry. Here's your 10-step plan.

    Instructions for "Windows Administrators"

    If you really MUST continue to administer Windows boxen, why not make your life a little easier with these simple steps:
    1. AutoPatcher is your friend. (autopatcher.com)
    2. Remove outlook, outlook express, and the whole Microsoft Office suite.
    3. Hide the Internet Exploder icon.
    4. Install Firefox, OpenOffice.
    5. Replace the Firefox icon with the Exploder icon
    6. Get everyone to use a centrally-administered web-mail client.
    7. Remove all floppies, cd-rom and dvd drives, etc.
    8. Force everyone to save their data to a central location, backed up every night. Re-image their drives automatically overnight so any spyware, adware, viruses, etc., that they installed yesterday are simply gone, baby, gone.
    9. For really recalcitrant cases, re-install the cd-rom INSIDE the case (so they can't open the drive door) and set their machine to boot from cd-rom, then leave a bootable linux distro in the drive
    10. Use your new-found free spare time for constructive tasks, like surfing slashdot.