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Tiger Woods Signs Deal To Be Apple Spokeperson

Posted by Zonk on from the take-the-tiger-by-the-tail dept.

varmittang writes "Tiger Woods has signed a long-term deal with Apple Computers as Mac OS X 'Tiger' spokesperson. He's apparently trying to align himself with the 'best brands' in each market, and Apple just seemed like the right pick." From the article: "Tiger Woods and Apple Computer is the perfect marriage, with both of us striving to be the best. With OS X, Apple is the industry innovator in operating systems and our 'Tiger+Tiger' partnership help tell the world about the benefits of using Mac OS X...Others are now following OS X's taillights, and 'Tiger+Tiger' will make it even harder for them to ever catch up."

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  1. tsarkon reports FUCK APRIL FOOLS, /. is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Fuck this shit. This is so old and gay. Fuck you taco. you faggot. no one reads this shit. I'm sitting here this crap, and within one second, paris hilton spokesperson for Linux? Hahaha. good one. You fat disgusting great cowboy neal hippy fat fucks DONT HAVE MONEY, so how the fuck would you even PAY for Hilton? (even though she is a cheap whore-off slut.) Fuck off Slashdot. I wish only that say Fark had threaded messages or K5 was less of a communist stronghold for soap-boxing communists (Even Jon Katz and other Flaming Communists here can't be the Euro-Trashery over at K5).

    Terri Shiavo euthanized, Pope is dying, Oil supplies are fluctuating causing prices to rise, and here is FUCKING TACO and his ASSBANDIT band of fuckers talking all this lame stupid SHIT.

    FUCK YOU.

    NOT FUNNY (TM).