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Trey Parker and Matt Stone Save Enterprise
maotx writes "Paramount has agreed to permit Star Trek Enterprise to run for the fifth season which under normal circumstances, the sci-fi show would be impossible to produce with the reduced budget. Enter Star Trek fans Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of South Park, to save the day. The two will rename the show to "Team Enterprise" and will keep the voices of the original actors. With the lack of a budget for CGI effects the two will use a model of the Enterprise NX-01, thus reviving an old Star Trek tradition. "We prefer the look of physical, tangible models over CGI ships any day," Parker said. "Of course, we have no visual effects budget whatsoever, so we won't be painting out the strings. You'll get used to it. Still trying to figure out where to put the propeller." They then went on to comment: "We're also gonna re-do the opening title sequence," Stone revealed. "Record a new theme -- something bombastic, action-oriented. Y'know, something that isn't, like, totally gay.""
Starfleet, Fuck Yeah lyrics
Starfleet...
Starfleet...
Starfleet, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
Starfleet, FUCK YEAH!
The Federation is the only way yeah,
Non-members your game is through cause now you have to answer to...
Starfleet, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
Starfleet, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
It's the dream that we all share; it's the hope for tomorrow
FUCK YEAH!
Terrans, FUCK YEAH!
Vulcans, FUCK YEAH!
Bajorans, FUCK YEAH!
Tellarites, FUCK YEAH!
Binars, FUCK YEAH!
Andorians, FUCK, YEAH!
Benzites, FUCK YEAH!
Klingons, FUCK YEAH!
Prime Directive, FUCK YEAH!
Trill, FUCK YEAH!
Ferrengi, FUCK YEAH!
Rigelians, FUCK YEAH!
Risians, FUCK YEAH!
Zakdorns, FUCK YEAH!
Denebulons, FUCK YEAH!
Caitians, FUCK YEAH!
Alpha Centaurians, FUCK YEAH!
Betazedians (Betazeds?)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
KHAAAAAAARTMAN!
In other words, Star Trek's special effects get an upgrade.
24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day. Coincidence? I think not!
The captain will now always yell "Respect my authoritah!"
Having mod points on April First is like having root on a broken computer: It might in theory give you some power, but there's no way to use it effectively.
A good fart joke will re-energize the Star Trek franchise.
I'm not a Troll, it's reverse psychology.
I think all the characters should have the voice of Majel Barrett.
William Shatner has, in fact, been played by one of these marionation puppets since 1996. The unlifelike sheen of his skin and the jerky speech patters are a dead give-away.
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
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"Screw you guys, I'm beaming home."
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"Sorry, we have a little morale problem with Ensign Redshirt. It seems-"
"Beam him into space. Now, onto the issue of dinner. I want-"
"Captain! we can't just beam a crew member into space. It's-"
"GODDAMN IT! I SAID BEAM HIM INTO SPACE! RESPECT MY A-THOR-I-TAY!"
- Crow T. Trollbot
That Kenny dies in every episode and wears a red shirt (coat).
I also hear they are going to introduce a new alien species that look a lot like fish...
Yeah... they're gonna call them "Fish"
Then I grumble something about a "dead horse" and pledge to ignore Slashdot the rest of the day.
;)
But you never do, do you? You posting finger has given you away
Congratulations! Netcraft confirms that you have just won the contest for renaming the BSD "Beastie" mascot. As your prize, you get a years supply of Ben Affleck "Gigli" DVDs. Enjoy!
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
And maybe you need to stick the fish in your ear to hear what it is saying?
Seeing this post was modded Informative, I've lost all hope I had left for Slashdot moderation.
Honestly, it's too bad there's not a "No Shit You Dumbass" moderation.
"What do you despise? By this are you truly known." --Princess Irulan, Manual of Muad'Dib
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U know whut this means? Klingons can kill Kenny every week! Stan and Kyle up to their ears in green alien cooze, and More Anal Probes for Cartman (ok, the less special effects on that the better!)
You know, the pope had better not die today, 'cause if he does, nobody is going to beleive the announcement!
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
Elton John is no longer gay.
Careful what you ask for, you just might get it.
The Kruger Dunning explains most post on
The fact that it ends at noon is just an april fools joke that we play on the fools gullable enough to believe it.
They then went on to comment: "We're also gonna re-do the opening title sequence," Stone revealed. "Record a new theme -- something bombastic, action-oriented. Y'know, something that isn't, like, totally gay.""
I vote for "Star Trekkin" by The Firm as the new theme song.
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Worse.
You speak as if the editors read the submissions!
See my journal for slashdot ID's by year. Mine created in 2005. http://slashdot.org/journal/289875/slashdot-ids-by-year
In terrible-but-not-actually-that-bad news from April 2nd, everyone who posted a "hilarious" story on the website "`Slashdot` during April 1st, was found brutally murdered to death early in the hours of this morning, having been repeatedly beaten with a dead horse it is rumoured they were flogging at the time.
Now here's Tom with the weather...
Second, Matt and Trey have the connections to do things like bring on Keanu Reeves's voice and have him be a red shirt that gets killed before he has a chance to actually say anything.
Let us think about that for a minute. We all have the capacity to bring on Keanu Reeves' voice but then kill off his character before he speaks.
I hate all sigs, even this one.