Ask Jeeves to Introduce Jeeves9000
delymyth writes "The future of search arrives and is brought to you by Ask.Com. He'll help you in your searches, he'll help you at home, and the price is affordable, only $399,99! If you still think it's too much, you can always get a free version, but sometimes he'll suggest you some products (you know, robotic adware). A demo video is available." Personally I still think Ask Jeeves bought for $2 billion is a hoax.
Slashdot just "jumped the shark"
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This is boring. Make them funny
Someone go unplug CmdrTaco's computer
A Fatal OE Exception has occurred, Sig will now reboot.