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New Spam-Scanning Technology Finds Spam

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the step-in-the-right-direction dept.

Anjonika writes "Eridani Star System claims they've got a new technology that'll allow them to find where the highest spam concentrations are on Earth." If the photos are any indication, they really are on the right track with this one.

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  1. The Next Step by AndroidCat · · Score: 3, Funny

    this sequence

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  2. /. on 04/01 by Cyclometh · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm just imagining the /. folks watching virtual heads asplode every time they post something, quaffing some more beer and pulling another one out...

    [scene: impropmptu party in Taco's office. Several people are standing or sitting around, watching /. go apeshit over all the April Fools' stories.]

    CmdrTaco: Wow, THAT got them riled up.
    Rest of room: Huzzah!
    CowboyNeal: How long you think we can keep doing this?
    CmdrTaco: Hell, we run the site. *glick glick glick* As long as we want. It's funny to get all these people with their knickers in a knot.
    CowboyNeal: What's next?
    CmdrTaco: I think we've got something about dinosaur fossils found crucified...
    Rest of room: Huzzah!
    CowboyNeal: Post that bad boy!
    Rest of room: Huzzah!

  3. Re:Lights by sepluv · · Score: 2, Funny
    No. You don't say?

    Are you suggesting that this could be a common garden satellite image based on visible-spectrum photons as opposed to a genuine map of bogon emissions?

    I would have never have even considered such an outlandish possibility. CmdrTaco would never be fooled by such a thing or wish to fool us, as he upholds such high standards of journalism and fact-checking especially on April Fool's Day.

    OK, Kids. Own up! Who modded the parent `insightful'?

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