Mega Mags, Life Sized Magnetic Toys
A random user noted MegaMags , a life size version of the popular MiniMag toys available at ThinkGeek
(TG is owned by OSTG, the parent company of Slashdot, so activate all conspiracy theories now).
You can also look into the new iPod accessory iCopulate which allows intimacy between mp3 players never before fantasized. And for the suit that has everything, Executve Pong.
Here's a reply post. I'm just going to write whatever. I figure if Slashdot doesn't have to try today, neither do I.
Small potatoes make the steak look bigger.
That's the joke, genius.