New Alarm Clock Pills
Joe Schill wrote in to say "Check out the SnoozAlert alarm clock pill available at ThinkGeek. (TG is owned by OSTG, the parent company of Slashdot, so activate all conspiracy theories now).
You can also look into the new iPod accessory iCopulate which allows intimacy between mp3 players never before fantasized. And for the suit that has everything, Executve Pong. "
This is getting pretty pathetic.