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New Alarm Clock Pills

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the lot-easier-than-pressing-a-button dept.

Joe Schill wrote in to say "Check out the SnoozAlert alarm clock pill available at ThinkGeek. (TG is owned by OSTG, the parent company of Slashdot, so activate all conspiracy theories now). You can also look into the new iPod accessory iCopulate which allows intimacy between mp3 players never before fantasized. And for the suit that has everything, Executve Pong. "

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  1. On April 1st... by th1ckasabr1ck · · Score: 5, Funny
    The next Slashdot story will be ready soon, but subscribers can beat the rush and see it early!

    = Horror

  2. How many people... by nsasch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    are actually going to buy any of this? If anybody buys it, OSTG's going to ask /. to post more ads. Imagine, spam and other uninteresting posts on /.! Never!

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  3. Record Stories In 1 Day? by TheFlyingGoat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Anyone know what the previous record was for the number of stories in a day. If they continue at the current pace (1 story every 4 minutes), they'll have 95 more by midnight (EST).

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  4. Re:wtf?! by xlr8ed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's a way for them to sell more shit from thinkgeek

  5. Love the pong... by NoMercy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    At $749.99 it's a bit much, but it's a great idea for a product if they can make it cheeply in the $50 area, ideal time of year to release would be just before fathers day :)