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Magic Supersecret Anagram T-Shirt

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the black-is-the-new-pink dept.

Jesus Christ Himself, No Really The One Who Died For Your Sins On a Big Wooden Cross a Couple Thousand Years Ago and is a Little Cranky that You've Only Gone To Church Twice so Far This Decade wrote in to say "Hey you guys should check out the Magic Supersecret Anagram T-Shirt. It'll really blow your mind. It's available from ThinkGeek. (TG is owned by OSTG, the parent company of Slashdot, so activate all conspiracy theories now). You can also look into the new iPod accessory iCopulate which allows intimacy between mp3 players never before fantasized. And for the suit that has everything, Executve Pong.

60 comments

  1. Translation by nacturation · · Score: 3, Funny

    Think Geek Shafts O' Poo

    That about sums up today's Slashdot spam.

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  2. No more Optimus Prime! by the_skywise · · Score: 2, Funny

    Grant me mercy!

  3. First? by n2rjt · · Score: 1

    HA THINKGEEK FOOLS POST

  4. Jaaasus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's at _least_ five times this story has been posted here today. Someone needs to get a fucking life.

  5. Now we're duping the shitty jokes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF?

    (p.s. FP!)

  6. With all these April Fools Day Jokes... by GeorgeMcBay · · Score: 1

    ... I was hoping to see a link to a story about how Slashdot is still relevant.

  7. Anagrams!?!? by biryokumaru · · Score: 1

    Fools shop at ThinkGeek! =p

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    1. Re:Anagrams!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Winner.

      I also like:

      FOOLS, THINKGEEK HAS POT

      and

      FATSO THINKGEEK SLOP HO

    2. Re:Anagrams!?!? by pinkfalcon · · Score: 1


      I came up with "Think Geek hosts a flop"

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    3. Re:Anagrams!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was "Shop at ThinkGeek, fools!" but yours makes sense too... a little too much sense.

    4. Re:Anagrams!?!? by Anomalous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Some which amused me:

      THINKGEEK HAS FOOLS TOP

      and

      THINKGEEK HAS FOOL POST

      not to mention

      AH! FOOL POSTS THINKGEEK

  8. wow by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

    That's the third dupe of the same story, Taco must have been trying to catch them dupes today.

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    1. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naw, when you own the playground, you can move stories^H^H^H^H^H posts back to the top when ever you want to. Especially on a slow day.

    2. Re:wow by krgallagher · · Score: 1
      " That's the third dupe of the same story, Taco must have been trying to catch them dupes today."

      I think it's a conspiracy.

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    3. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fourth! And I must admit, it actually made me laugh this time. Though maybe I'm just still giddy from looking at porn.

  9. The Anagram Answer (Warning! Spoiler Alert!) by Some+guy+named+Chris · · Score: 4, Informative

    Fools shop at ThinkGeek!

    (don't mod me down, that's what the shirt says)

    1. Re:The Anagram Answer (Warning! Spoiler Alert!) by nacturation · · Score: 2, Funny

      Geek Shoplifts at... oh no!

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    2. Re:The Anagram Answer (Warning! Spoiler Alert!) by FS1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thanks! Foolish, top geek!
      or,
      Ha! ThinkGeek fools post!
      or,
      Hot geek spank this fool.
      or,
      Shh.. A fool stinkpot geek.
      or,
      Ha! ThinkGeek Fools stop. and the list goes on and on and on....

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    3. Re:The Anagram Answer (Warning! Spoiler Alert!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      think geek, splat of shoo
      lap of hot think geek, SOS!
      think geek has top fools
      ha, lost think geek spoof
      fools stop think geek, ha
      so posh, think geek, aloft
      think geek floats hoops
      to flash think geek, oops
      a floss photo think geek
      a flop shoots think geek
      stop think geek loofahs

    4. Re:The Anagram Answer (Warning! Spoiler Alert!) by Dashing+Leech · · Score: 1

      My favorite is "ThinkGeek, Ass Pooh Loft".

  10. Enough already! by Dynamoo · · Score: 1

    Enough already! Can't we ditch these heavy news items in favor of something a little more lighthearted, like some April Fool's Stuff?

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    1. Re:Enough already! by werewolf1031 · · Score: 1

      Get Firefox!

  11. I ordered one by PMJ2kx · · Score: 1

    Looks promising. Of course, so does that iCopulate! ;)

  12. 404 ERROR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is that an AFJ also?

  13. Figured it out last night... by Eggman27 · · Score: 1

    SHOP AT THINKGEEK FOOLS

    1. Re:Figured it out last night... by Gates82 · · Score: 1

      try fools shop at think geek. Only posted several hours ago in the thousands of think geek product posts today.

  14. I don't get it. by gricholson75 · · Score: 1

    Seriously.

  15. I think Antyrael got it right... by Quadrature · · Score: 1

    Fools shop at Think Geek

  16. Behold! by The-Bus · · Score: 1

    The solution to the anagram...!

    Here!

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  17. The Possibilities by Kimos · · Score: 1

    Fake Ghostlike Photons

  18. New Record by p0rnking · · Score: 1

    This has to be a record, 20 stories in 2 hours.
    It look like the /. crowd can't keep up (or is getting sick of all the april fool's stories), because the 2nd story had no posts when the newest story appeared. Heck, as I write this, there's a new (blank) article on the page

  19. iCopulate by falxx · · Score: 1

    I must say, the iCopulate is really sweeeet(yeah, sweet) (:

    Quoth the article: Includes one 8oz tube of non-toxic strawberry scented iLube

    Really nice...

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  20. Geez by autojive · · Score: 1

    Even the Dupes aren't even funny.

    *YAWN*

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  21. PLEASE by Wes+Janson · · Score: 1

    Make it stop! Put an end to this insane story-spamming!! It's enough to drive one sane around here, to move out of the basement, find a girlfriend, and get a life! For Gord's sake, end this assault of poorly-concieved half-baked practical jokes.

    1. Re:PLEASE by bgog · · Score: 1

      Instead of complaining, why don't you just skip reading slashdot today? It happens every april fools day and many enjoy it. Go play outside or something.

  22. I got it! by ferrocene · · Score: 1

    A Geek Flops His Honk Tot

    so where's my prize?

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  23. I love TG by ResQuad · · Score: 1

    I really do, I look forward to their yearly aprilfools gags, which everyyear are very good (last year I got a free t-shirt out of it). But, some on, the same thing three times? Please... I'm giving up reading /. today. We all enjoy aprilfools, but whats CT's Aprilfools gag - Driving away readers.

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  24. spoiler by seibed · · Score: 0

    a thinkgeek tshirt...

    for those who care.

    1. Re:spoiler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where is the p?

    2. Re:spoiler by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      here

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  25. oops. i was wrong by seibed · · Score: 1

    please mod that sucker down!

  26. Solution by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

    "Fake ghostlike photons" includes the words "ThinkGeek" and "Fools". The remaining letters are "aphtos"

    so..."ThinkGeek fools potash?" or "Hot Spa Fools ThinkGeek"? or "Fool Geeks Think ASP Hot"?

    Someone else suggested "Fools Shop At ThinkGeek", which actually makes sense.

  27. Hidden Message? by blinkless · · Score: 1

    Thinkgeek: Soap for Lots

  28. Jesus said by neckdeepinspecialsau · · Score: 1

    April fools was better last year!

  29. ThinkGeek Shot Fool's Pa by CurbyKirby · · Score: 1

    murder mystery solved

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  30. O, Last of shop ThinkGeek! by bsdbigot · · Score: 1

    Think last. Geek shop. Foo.

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  31. Two questions by TractorBarry · · Score: 1

    Firstly if Jesus was supposed to have been born in the middle east how come he has a Mexican name ?

    And secondly if he's pissed that I haven't been to his church for a while then all I can say is that I'm equally pissed that he hasn't been to My Church for a while.

    No wait a minute.. the second part's wrong... he's actually working there at the moment. Sorry Lord I take it all back.

    I'll also not mention that his followers have stolen Oestres festival for themselves and replaced her sacred Hare with some "Bob" damned "cutesy wabbit" crap 'cause that'd be too complicated for me to type (yes I'm full of booze, look it all up if you doubt me)

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    1. Re:Two questions by FiloEleven · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, er...where is your drunkenness documented exactly?

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    2. Re:Two questions by TractorBarry · · Score: 1

      Ah well spotted... I actually meant the Oestre & Hares stuff.

      At least this proves I was drunk :)

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  32. You definitely got the anagram wrong, it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Thinkgeek has pot, Fools!

  33. Anagram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ThinkGeek has foot slop?

  34. Another solution by thejuggler · · Score: 1

    Hail To Think Geek Spoofs

    I have last years t-shirt. It's much better, but there marketing plan still works. I bought something today just to get the free t-shirt this year.

    1. Re:Another solution by Professor+Cheech'i · · Score: 1

      that poison honk geek fails this is a hot of link phone keg thinkgeek photo is on fail photos on thinkgeek fails although i think the double entende fools shop at thinkgeek/hail to thinkgeek spoofs is what they intended.

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    2. Re:Another solution by Professor+Cheech'i · · Score: 1

      that poison honk geek fails
      this is a hot of link phone keg
      thinkgeek photo is on fail
      photos on thinkgeek fails

      although i think the double entende fools shop at thinkgeek/hail to thinkgeek spoofs is what they intended.

      stupid formatting...

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    3. Re:Another solution by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      Shop At Think Geek Fools

  35. Solution: Thinkgeek has fop tools by larbo · · Score: 1

    fop: A man who is preoccupied with and often vain about his clothes and manners; a dandy.

  36. I know that no one cares but... by 4volt · · Score: 1

    "Theologians Kept Forks" is the real answer, much more amusing.