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Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the this-shit-never-gets-old dept.

ThinkGeek writes "ThinkGeek ThinkGeek ThinkgEEk ThinkGeek! ThinkGeek ThinkGeek THINK geek think GeEk thinkgEek. ThinkGeek. (TG is owned by OSTG, the parent company of Slashdot, so activate all conspiracy theories now). You can also look into the new iPod accessory iCopulate which allows intimacy between mp3 players never before fantasized. And for the suit that has everything, Executve Pong. "

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  1. PONGMECHANIK by dhart · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Okay, the Executive Pong is pretty cool, but I'd rather have a PONGMECHANIK!

  2. Hmmm... by Twisted+Grind · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I do believe all the "waaah it's april 2nd i need my slashdot or my leprosy kicks in!" posts just goes to show how little a sense of humor the non-NorthAm /. community really has. Quit browsing /. and get back to work if it offends you so much. Or hell, go OUTSIDE! Let us with a sense of humor laugh our asses off at crude humor for another 8 hours!

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  3. Taco's revenge by hankaholic · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I honestly wouldn't be surprised if this is CmdrTaco's way of annoying the collective Slashdot readership in response to people nagging him about the natural-language parsing story posted a few days back being a dupe.

    If that's the case, I'm amused that he'd spend the time giving a collective "Fuck you, it's my site" to the readers. If that's not the case, I'm honestly curious. Taco and associates can't be so clueless as to think that the majority of the readership is pleased with the day's stories.

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  4. I AM awake, right? by Council · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This kind of thing makes me think of this part of The Eyes of Kid Midas

    Josh shook his head. "I don't think that's how the world's going to end." Josh leaned in closer as he spoke. "I think it's going to be a quieter thing. It's going to happen so that no one even notices anything is wrong. I think things are going to sort of... stop making sense... bit by bit. Things won't work right, people won't think right, everything's going to get all mixed up, until nothing in the universe works the way it's supposed to... And then, everything will just...stop."

    "The dream time," said Kirkpatrick, raising his eyebrows .

    "What?"

    Kirkpatrick took on that knowing look of a shaman -- the way he had around the campfire two weekends before. "There are some cultures," he said, "that believe in a future time when dreams cross the barrier into the real world, and the real world is dragged into an endless dream. All the laws of science, and logic break down to the chaos of nightmares. Pretty wild, huh."

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  5. Now *this* is funny by Epsillon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Rob, you should have screwed all the links up in the first place. I mean ALL the links. That would have had us in uproar. Well, some of us, anyway ;-)

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  6. iCopulate Also Defies Physics! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    From Thinkgeek page.

    Transfer audio tracks and files directly, faster than real time

    Just think, files are transfered faster than it takes to transfer them. Crafty, very crafty...