Prsident Bush Cancels Space Shuttle Program
CDQZ writes "US President George W Bush declared today that he had signed a rare presidential decree canceling any further expenditure of Federal funds on the US Space Shuttle program."
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(AP) President George W. Bush today admitted that he has been consorting with the devil all these years and has been masquerading as a devotee of Jesus Christ only to further his nefarious plans to bring ruin to all things great and good.