Tokyo Zoo Adds Giant Penguin
Ant writes "This Yahoo! News story is amusing and cute: "Emperor penguins looked up in awe as Tokyo's main zoo unveiled its latest addition -- a giant penguin said to be suspiciously close in height and weight to a human... As the cameras rolled, the real penguins rose their beaks and gazed up at the purported Lord -- but then walked away disinterested when he took off his penguin face to reveal himself to be zoo director Teruyuki Komiya."
In protest of the April Fools insanity, I am replying to all news items with the following... Nothing for you to see here. Please move along.
It's called April 1st. ;) Now, ph33r the penguin!
His name is fucking "Clippit." It was never "Clippy".
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