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BeOS Ready for a Comeback as Zeta OS
Anil Kandangath writes "BeOS, the operating system that could have been the foundation for Mac OS X, but almost died, instead has returned as Zeta OS -- which is supposed to be fast, stable, media centric and boot within 15 seconds. Zeta is being released by yellowTAB of Germany and has applications such as an office suite and the Firefox browser bundled with it. Most BeOS applications will also run as-is. Screenshots are available." According to the NewsForge story linked there, the release could be as soon as next month.
Windows boots in 15 seconds, too, on a supercomputer.
Shouldn't that be ZomBe OS?
Starsucks
I had a friend about a month ago who told me he was learning C.
Why was he learning C? Because BeOS was coming back, and they were gonna need people to port applications. And porting was easier if you knew C. And BeOS was gonna be the next big thing so they needed to have lots of apps ported to it.
...and that's all there is to it.
To BeOS, or not to BeOS: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?
"The newly born animals are then whisked off for a quick run through a giant baking oven." --heard on Food Network
This looks like a copy of OS X that's been brainwashed by pre-XP Windows. Or maybe just fell into a bad crowd.
Zeta OS? Now what are they going to call the next version? It's like Apple calling their OS, OS Infinity.
Apparently you were never in grade school. The next version would be "Infinity plus one and no returns."
Plus, after Zeta, there are still eta, theta, iota, kappa, lambda, mu, nu, xi, omicron, pi, rho, sigma, tau, upsilon, phi, chi, psi, and omega.
Hmm, they seem to be using a fair bit of GNU in there. Better make it GNU/Zeta.
Or, if it's meant for novices, GNU/Be.
Cogito, ergo sig.
It took me a second to get the subtle GNU/Ance of this post.
Editors: dost thou have no mercy? From the depths of hell, the server stabs at thee!
I'm bored, waiting for the DST to kick in.. ;-)
It took me a second to get the subtle GNU/Ance of this post.
Even if the puns are GNU, it's just a small step from GNU/Ance to GNU/Sance.
Yes, we know you are a dick.
And you would know this offhand how?
I'm in a subculture that has some membership overlap with zoophiles.
With spending like this, exactly what are "conservatives" conserving?
Ah, a furry, then?
Yup.
With spending like this, exactly what are "conservatives" conserving?
Just in time for Eugenia to dump GNOME!
Heh, that's the equivalent of weaking a "kick me" piece of paper on your back in high school when it comes to the /. effect.
1 Earth is warming, 2 It's us, 3 it's royally bad, 4 we need to take action NOW
or MacOS 1011
(there are 10 kinds of people in this world... etc)