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Patent Databases Complicate Life For Inventors

karvind writes "New Scientists is running a story about how the move to electronic record-keeping is making it harder to check if a device has already been invented. From the article: '.. even though most online patent archives are incomplete, parts of the paper-based collections that preceded them are being destroyed.' We ran a story earlier on how to fix U.S. patents. Maybe I can patent the wheel again."

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  1. Re:Firspt Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your first post violated 3 of my patents, prepare to get reamed.

  2. Law Suit by HadesInjustice · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does this mean that there will be a lot more funny patent rights law suits I can read about??? I generally found them quite interesting and really funny. Also, does that mean I can try to patent the "eletronic patending system" by calling it the "patend facilitation device" ??? lol

  3. May be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "May be I can patent the wheel again."

    May be you can al so pa tent inno vative spell ing meth od, who knows?

  4. Re:Patents... by archevis · · Score: 5, Funny
    Yup, they'll come up with an easy method for checking patents.

    And then they'll patent it...

  5. Computerized database storage means... by OwenMarshall · · Score: 5, Funny
    ... some read/write medium that can be accessed many times.

    Hard disks. Lots of hard disks.

    Want to solve the patent problem right away? Everyone converge on the Patent and Trademark office. Bring magnets.

    Big magnets.

  6. New Scientists? by matt+me · · Score: 4, Funny
    Are we referring to the popular science and technology weekly, New Scientist, or to a collective of magazines - the New Einstein, the New Newton and the New Bohr?

    Surely no-one here on Slashes' Dot would make such a mistake.

  7. Uh oh... by civman2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think is is in violation of a patent I filed regarding "An electronic method to store and search documents detailing grants made by a government that confer upon the creators of inventions the sole right to make, use, and sell those inventions for a set period of time"

  8. I welcome this by houghi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Patent, what patent? The computer tells us that you don't have a patent. I even think your company does not exist anywhere in the patent office, could you please tell me your companyname?
    "Microsoft"

    Clicke-ty-click. Nope, sorry, not one patent.

    Remember, some geek has to maintain that database, all we need is to get a BOFH in there.

    --
    Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.