Portrait of The Last Remaining Pinball Wizard
Ant writes "Shacknews posted BusinessWeek's Pinball's Last Remaining Wizard article that is a portrait piece on Gary Stern, president and owner of Stern Pinball, which is the last remaining pinball manufacturer in the world. Yearly, his company produces 10,000 hand-built machines and designs about 3-4 different models. A few of their most recent releases used licensed rights of the Sopranos and The Simpsons."
I'm deaf, dumb and blind, you insensitive clod!
Oh, hang on....
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I thought the story was going to be about an actual pinball machine player who gets massive highscores, not the CEO of a game corporation. That's one minute of my life I will never get back.
So, is he allowed to shake his own machines without the TILT going off?
--I smoked my sig.
Sits there like a statue, reloads like a machine,
Clicks on the day passes, gets the first post clean,
Smokes crack like he's got mod points, never seen him fall,
That insensitive clod - Slashdotting Stern pinball!
He's a Slashdot wizard, there has to be a twist!
None of my business where he got those supple wrists...
Ah, now a Slashdot pinball machine would be a game worth playing. Knock over webservers and destroy bandwidth to get the bonus. Multiplay after three first-posts in a row.
It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
> I've owned a few pinball machines, and loved them literally to death.
Ewww...