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Water Spectacular in Episode III?
An anonymous reader writes "From StarWars.com: 'With the prequel trilogy lacking in elaborate musical numbers, Aaron McBride and the rest of the Art Department were given the task to create visuals for a new spectacular in Episode III.' Lucas didn't piss off enough people with Jar-Jar?" The link is to an image of a Mon Calamari(?) woman in some sort of performance outfit. A water spectacular ala Esther Williams, perhaps?
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I debated for a long time whether or not I was going to post this. But I feel it's important that Kevin doesn't get away with what he's trying to pull. By most accounts, including an obit Kevin "Klerck" Ealy killed himself on the morning of March 8th, 2005. He supposedly posted his suicide note on LiveJournal. However, I am here to tell you that the person behind Klerck is not dead. I am posting AC because I've used the access that my job provides me (I work IT in a bank in the security department) which could cost me my job. Our bank has branches all over the US and it turns out that Klerck has an account with us.
Here's the interesting thing. After Klerck's supposed suicide, there were a few things that happened to the money in his account. First there was a sizable withdrawl. I imagine this was in preparation for his move. Next, there were a few cancellation of payment actions issued for his domain and a some local ISP that he was using. These transactions occured on March 14th, 17th and 24th. I can only surmise that he was planning to go on a hideout in order to launch the ultimate troll: his suicide. Just to inform you folks as well, Klerck is not Kevin Ealy. I can't reveal his real name because I would jeoprodize my job, but you can rest assured that the obit was not for Klerck, but some poor sod who Klerck happened to know. Klerck probably knew about the young man's problems and was aware that a suicide was imminent.
I would be the first person to be happy that Klerck is really dead. But, alas, this is not the case. Klerck is trying to put himself into the hall of fame for trolls. he is not deserving or worthy because his trolls always have been and always will be stupid. I'm going to keep an ayaon his account for a while, but I think h'es probably ditched it and is trying to live under an assumed identity. Don't let Klerck get glory for this one. As sad as it is, Klerck is not dead. He's heavily trolling and if you bought his suicide, you're a sucker. He's not dead.
That recent Fark thread was pretty funny, wasn't it?
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