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Minority Report UI For The Military

merryprankster writes "New Scientist is reporting that a 'Minority Report' style interface is being developed by defense company Raytheon. Users don a pair of reflective gloves and manipulate images projected on a panoramic screen. A mounted camera keeps track of hand movements and a computer interprets gestures. Raytheon has even employed John Underkoffler, the researcher who proposed the interface to the makers of the film. Now just wait till Billboards start scanning your iris."

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  1. pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    i wonder what viewing porn will be like with these new gloves.

    1. Re:pr0n by John+Seminal · · Score: 3, Funny
      i wonder what viewing porn will be like with these new gloves

      You would not view porn. It would become more interactive. You would hump a wall.

      I just hope sex does not turn into "Demolition Man".

      Lenina: "Would you like to have sex?"
      John Spartan: "Oh yes!"
      Lenina: "Put this on"
      John Spartan: "What's that? And where does it go?"

      BTW, anyone ever figure out how the three shells work?

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    2. Re:pr0n by mboverload · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hard to watch porn when it keeps going up and down in the playlist.

    3. Re:pr0n by slittle · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's one hell of a "boss button" - just like real life.. when you're about to get caught, grab the pr0n and throw it as far away as possible/under something else.

      Or.. *waves hand* this isn't teh pr0n you're looking for. err, I mean.. *waves* Hi boss! Yep, just checking these figures here, see? No problem.

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    4. Re:pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I don't know, but I think that you will need only one globe.

    5. Re:pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      > Or.. *waves hand* this isn't teh pr0n you're looking for. err, I mean.. *waves* Hi boss! Yep, just checking these figures here, see? No problem.

      "Hi, slittle! Why the fuck are you masturbating to an Excel spreadsheet?"

    6. Re:pr0n by moranar · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hehehe. You don't know how to use the three shells. Man...

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    7. Re:pr0n by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 3, Funny

      With figures like these, who wouldn't?

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  2. Yes, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    When will it carve wooden balls?

    1. Re:Yes, but by IronChefMorimoto · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'd be more interested in whose names will be on the balls...

      [soldier at facility] "Alert the president. We have a black ball. It's the Ayatollah. He'll want to handle this one personally. Get the spider hole team ready. We leave in 5. We'll stay for 5 too."

      [2nd solider] "Sir! We have another ball -- red. It appears that North Korea is tipping on its Axis of Evil."

      [1st soldier] "You can ignore that one. We always do. A nutjob with nukes isn't nearly as scary as these dictatorial types with oil."

      IronChefMorimoto

  3. BORING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought it was going to be an interface consisting of three psychic kids in tanks making all your decisions before you. That would be much more useful.

    1. Re:BORING by John+Seminal · · Score: 5, Funny
      I thought it was going to be an interface consisting of three psychic kids in tanks making all your decisions before you. That would be much more useful.

      They would do a better job than Bush. Hell, three not-so-psychic kids would do a better job than Bush.

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    2. Re:BORING by Lehk228 · · Score: 2, Funny

      somebody call a fucking WAAAAAAAmbulance

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  4. This looks like a great recipe for an accident :/ by Paris+The+Pirate · · Score: 3, Funny

    I am way too clumsy to be trusted with one of these things. I have visions of my self slipping and dragging everything where it is not supposed to be dragged. Or something. Maybe I just fear change.

  5. imagine the "training aid" by FredThompson · · Score: 3, Funny

    A buddy of mine used to defend Windows Solitaire while in the Navy by claiming it was a clever interface training aid. That worked on every senior officer who complained about "playing games."

    What "training aid" will ship with these gloves? Virtual handball?

    Ooohhh...VirtualBoy on steroids!!

  6. Do they also replicate the part of the interface.. by brunes69 · · Score: 4, Funny

    .. where to copy a file from one side of the room to the other, they essentially use a ***giant floppy disk***? Sure, it was a cool floppy disk, with live action video playing on it, but still... its a floppy disk.

    You'd have thunk that by the time they had perfected 3D holography and VR manipulation, they could at least have kept up with some high-capacity networking. I guess not - floppys are the future!

  7. Jim Allchin: "That'll be in Longhorn too." by michaeldot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tomorrow's news today: Microsoft invites bloggers with high readership to dinner. Shows them previews of Minority Report style interface. Bloggers write gushing reports about it.

  8. Coming up next by secolactico · · Score: 1, Funny

    Good. Now that they have that resolved, they can focus on the really important tech: "Sick Sticks".

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  9. Re:This looks like a great recipe for an accident by michaeldot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Then you better try the Apple solution: it will only come with one glove.

  10. Are you crazy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I get so lazy sometimes, that instead of leaning all the way up to the keyboard, I copy and paste letters to spell out words with the mouse, and you want me to USE MY ARMS!?!?!!?!!?

    I'll need to down a bottle of water just to get my computer out of sleep mode.

    Gestures are a gateway interface :)

  11. Yeah, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's all wonderfully productive until some bozo offers to shake your hand while you're busy working, and you brush all your work off the screen.

  12. the government hides spending better than that by mnemonic_ · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder what congressional district the defense company is located in?

    Raytheon has facilities in almost every state. They merged with Hughes a while back, and manufacture a wide variety of defense equipment, especially in the aerospace sector.

    And where in the field will this be used?

    The article says, in the field of satellite reconnaissance imagery. It'd be like using a mouse, except you can move more than one screen object at once with the fluidity of every day hand motions. Far more efficient.

    Am I the only one who gets scared when I imagine what a room in the pentagon might look like, with Generals wearing special glasses, and moving projected data off walls?

    Probably. Most men are made of sterner stuff.

  13. Re:This looks like a great recipe for an accident by AJWM · · Score: 5, Funny

    the Apple solution: it will only come with one glove.

    Correction: a mitten.

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  14. To Quote Mr. Cranky... by Knnniggit · · Score: 2, Funny

    After reading this, Mr. Cranky's review of Minority Report stands out in my mind. "After the balls roll out of the ramp, Anderton stands in front of a huge screen with his hands up in the air and attempts to masturbate imaginary pigeons. (Okay, I get what he's doing, but the idea that operating a computer 52 years from now will be something akin to air Kung Fu seems excessively stupid.)" ^^^^^ What he said.

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  15. Cool now my carpal tunnel will move to my shoulder by bxbaser · · Score: 3, Funny

    eom

  16. Re:Big deal... by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Funny
    when they get the computer interface from swordfish...

    The one that gives you a blowjob while you code?

  17. Re:This looks like a great recipe for an accident by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Funny

    Specially if you sneeze in the most inappropriate moment.

  18. Re:Where do the $5,000 toilet seats go? by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pretty dangerous if you pick your nose or scratch your crotch, though, don't you think?

    So it's an interface for third base coaches?

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  19. You asked for it by T-Ranger · · Score: 3, Funny

    A Beowolf cluster of spider monkeys using these 21st century PowerGloves could do a better job then Bush.

  20. Re:This looks like a great recipe for an accident by Mr.+Roadkill · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, at least with the Apple version you can surf porn without, well, you know, ruining your input device.

  21. Re:Interface by UTPinky · · Score: 2, Funny

    You forgot the "other" gesture for when it crashes...

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