Breakthrough Decodes 'Classical Holy Grail'
wka writes "Scientists at Oxford University have made a major breakthrough in their study of a large collection of Greek and Roman writings. Many of the documents known as the 'Oxyrhynchus Papyri' (found at 'ancient rubbish dump in central Egypt') are 'meaningless to the naked eye - decayed, worm-eaten and blackened by the passage of time.' Using an infrared technique originally developed for use with satellite imaging, scientists are able to view the original writing, which 'could lead to a 20 per cent increase in the number of great Greek and Roman works in existence'. Thus far, works by Sophocles, Lucian, Euripides, Hesiod and others have been (re-)discovered. Additionally, scientists think they 'are likely to find lost Christian gospels.' (via The Light of Reason)"
Yee ha
I bet the pornography industry was interested in what people used to look at back in olden times. Hell, the pornography industry spurred the development of a lot of other useful technologies too!
Job? I don't have time to get a job! Who will sit around and bitch about being broke and unemployed then?
Frist stop!
until they discover evidence of the existence of Biggus Dickus?
An unknown spyware vendor has been funding the research and is now starting to dredge up keylog files with negative timestamps. "They never refused to accept our EULA ", Spokesman S. Ucker commented.
Many forget the definition of faith. Evidence doesn't matter. Faith by definition is a belief in something that can't be proved or truly understood. It's not open to debate. It's a personal choice and should be respected. Those that lack it, can never understand it. There seems to exist a universal human need to embrace it, regardless of motive. I personally lack it, but honestly wish I didn't.
http://www.copyright.gov/circs/circ1.html#fnv
FWIW (very little indeed), in the letter taking responsibility for the bombing in Spain, Al-Qaeda endorsed Bush.
/preserving the integrity of Slashdot as a historical reference
Sir Galahad: Zoot!
Dingo: No, I am Zoot's identical twin sister, Dingo.
[He tried to get past her]
Dingo: Where are you going?
Sir Galahad: I seek the Grail! I have seen it, here in this castle!
Dingo: No, oh no! Bad, bad Zoot!
Sir Galahad: What is it?
Dingo: She has been setting a light to our beacon, which, I've just remembered, is Grail shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem.
Sir Galahad: It's not the real Grail?
Dingo: Oh, wicked, bad, naught evil Zoot! Oh, she is a bad person, and she must pay the penalty!
[Turns to camera]
Dingo: Do you think this scene should have been cut? We were so worried when the boys were writing it, but now we're glad! It's better than some of the previous scenes I think.
Left Head: Our was better visually.
Dennis: Ours was committed, it wasn't just a string of pussy jokes.
Bridgekeeper: Get on with it.
Tim: Yes! Get on with it!
Army: Get on with it!
Dingo: Oh, thank you, thank you!
God: Get on with it!