To Pay With Your Credit Card, Please Speak Up
prostoalex writes "It's reasonable easy for a thief to steal the social security number and bank account information (which is printed on a check) as well as an address. The next generation of financial tools are fighting this problem. Business Week talks about voice verification in future debit and credit cards. "Here's how it works: A special sensor on the credit card stores its owner's previously recorded voiceprint in digital form. When the owner receives a new card, he or she speaks a password into the sensor on the card. If the voiceprint matches, the card is activated.""
Where are all those Bill Gate sound files when I need them? :-)
I somehow get the feeling that wives, girlfriends, and daughters the world over will not like this one bit.
** "It's not my job to stand between the people talking to me, and the ones listening to me." -- Pego the Jerk
where did I put that tape recorder again?
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Step 1:
Build card reader for voice print
Step 2:
Download voice print to your MP3 player
Step 3:
PROFIT!
"My voice is my credit card. Pay for me"
There was a /. article a few years ago about a biometric password scheme that remembered how you laughed. It became a running joke at work, where we have someone with a very distinctive laugh. We figured a scheme like that would become annoying really fast.
Coworker A: huh huh huh... huh huh huh... it's not letting me in... huh huh huh... oh wait I think I changed it... huhhuhuhhuhuh huhhuhhuhuh... huhhuhuhhhuh... no, that doesn't work either huh huh huh...
Coworker B: Here, I'll log in for you. hahahahah!
Coworker A: Huh huh huh thanks!
Rather than working to make it harder to use a stolen credit card, companies should work at making it easier to find somebody using a stolen credit card. Maybe start requesting that stores associate a purchase with a time and a checkout lane, which could lead to accessing security camera archives once a purchase is claimed fraudulent by the account holder. I am sure there are more possibilities.
Oh, man, I'd love to see a story about that posted on Slashdot. The comments. The comments! It would be hours of fun.
They're going to be pretty pissed once they find out Stephen Hawking charged $5000 on their card for some new spinners on his wheelchair.
...or get hit in the Jewels. I don't really know many people that would be able to speak properly after that for a long time....
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because I've worked on checkouts and I know what they're often like.
like the 'tard girl I served once who was buying two apples and wanted to pay with two separate card transactions because one was for a friend and she couldn't work out how much her friend would owe her otherwise.
in my experience, anyone paying for a transaction of less than 1 pound with a card is doing so because they're too retarded to be allowed to carry coins (probably for fear of eating them). YMMV.