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BBC Reviews Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

An anonymous reader writes "Now that the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has made its debut in London, reviews are now beginning to trickle in. The BBC's review can be summed up in one sentence: '... somewhere in the production process the crew has lost sight of the fundamental aspect of the books - they were immensely funny."

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  1. Fun Game! by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    Hey, kids! Here's a fun game to play while waiting in line to shell big zorkmids on the latest book series to hit the big screen. Just fill in the name of a book, any book and you get a fairly true statement, summing up and entire movie review!

    [Fill In Book Name Here] is not as bad as I had feared. Then again, it is not as good as I had hoped.

    Choose from:

    • The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
    • Cat in the Hat*
    • Timeline
    • Oracle 8.5 The Complete Reference
    • Jurassic Park
    • I Robot*
    • Minority Report
    • War of the Worlds
    • (Anything based upon a comic book title or character)

    Note: Those marked with an '*' may actually, really and truly, suck.

    Seriously, mixing american actors with british actors and trying to turn something that wasn't very bad as a BBC TV series into a movie would be difficult, especially with the Hollywood penchant for wanting it to end differently than the book so the audience would be surpried and trying to make britishisms translate into equally funny americanisms or vice-a-versa. Imagine the following scenario: (brace thyself) A Hollywood remake of Monty Python and the Holy Grail... que horror, eh? Imagine (told you to brace yourself, you sensitive clod!) hip-hop actors, dimbulb comedy actors from sitcoms and the utter flattening of comedic timing to accomodate dumbed down humor. Yeah. Somethings are better left alone. Better to just go see Spamalot.

    I do expect Rickman's dead-pan voice to be perfect for Marvin, but that's about all.

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    1. Re:Fun Game! by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 5, Funny
      "On the other hand, I'd really like to go see "Oracle 8.5 The Complete Reference", especially if it was in Mandarin with subs."

      Scene opens on a hilly vista, bamboo trees in the near foreground, and two men dressed in black face each other.

      Man 1: You killed my triggers and erased my stored procedures. For this, you will die like a dog.

      Man 2: I was seeking my rightful revenge for your destruction of my parent process. Now I will finish the job by applying pressure points to your SQL until it bleeds.

      Man 1, flying through the air: Aaaiii!!!

    2. Re:Fun Game! by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Neo: So what are you saying -- that I can reboot these servers remotely?
      Morpheus: I'm saying when the time comes, you won't have to.
      Neo: Woah.

  2. Don't judge a book by its cover. by TJ_Phazerhacki · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unless the cover says "Don't Panic."

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  3. Now that it's debuted in the UK... by bhsx · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where's the torrent? ;)

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  4. Ok, now that the movie is out of the way... by Emperor+Shaddam+IV · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Sci-Fi Channel can remake it as a mini-series with a couple well known American actors and a bunch of unknown actors at a studio in Eastern Europe, with funny costumes, but a decent plot. :)

  5. Re:maths? by Funksaw · · Score: 5, Funny
    "everything from handheld computing to existentialism to musings on cricket and maths."

    nice to know someone is editing for the BBC.


    It's British English. Sometimes they call a truck a "lorry," sometimes they call a television "the tube," other times they call elevators a "lift."

    My god. This is just about the most culturally blind, obviously offensive, most idiotic thing I have ever seen on the Internets.
  6. My take on the review: by Kyrene · · Score: 5, Funny

    Entry for new movie updated from: "Harmless" to: "Mostly harmless"

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  7. Almost, but not entirely.... by Undergrid · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..unlike the books.

  8. Can't read the article by Traa · · Score: 5, Funny

    I tried to read the article but both my sunglasses turned completely black!!

  9. Re:Movie reviews usually suck. by Jurph · · Score: 5, Funny

    I never think that Penny Arcade comics are funny, but often still laugh at User Friendly.

    You've got a lot of nerve saying that out loud, but some people here might actually think you're serious. Next time you want to start a flame-war, play it a little more broadly, and maybe you'll get some people really interested. Try something like this:

    "Star Trek is a waste of screen time and latex ears... but I love the revolutionary science fiction stories in Lucas' Star Wars series, especially the newer ones."

  10. Re:Movie reviews usually suck. by Wizzo1138 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Star Trek is a waste of screen time and latex ears... but I love the revolutionary science fiction stories in Lucas' Star Wars series, especially the newer ones."

    Yes, but the latex ears seemed to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor of the Humanity of the writer's compassionate soul, which contrives through the medium of the verse structure to sublimate this, transcend that, and come to terms with the fundamental dichotomies of the other, and one is left with a profound and vivid insight into whatever it was the show was about.

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  11. Two thumbs down by TiggertheMad · · Score: 5, Funny

    You'll leave wishing that you had gone to see "MySQL Cookbook" or "Practical Postgresql", which were both showing at the same theater, and the tickets were free.

    Naaah, MySQL Cookbook might be free, but they only recently decided to bother installing seats in the theater.

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